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MillCreek
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What caliber for rabid beaver?
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August 10, 2018, 09:45:47 PM »
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-kayaking-rabid-beaver_us_5b6de6c1e4b0530743c9d305
It is a trick question, you use rocks and a stick to the head.
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Quote from: Angel Eyes on August 09, 2018, 01:56:15 AM
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Hawkmoon
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
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August 10, 2018, 10:42:55 PM »
I can't help thinking that a .38 Super to the brain would have been a lot faster.
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
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August 10, 2018, 11:10:30 PM »
Tickle his chin and give him a pinch.
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I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
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August 11, 2018, 12:01:16 AM »
Well, for my ex, a 120mm cannon loaded with canister shot....
Wait, you meant the OTHER kind of beaver....
Um... .22?
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
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August 11, 2018, 01:29:07 AM »
A chilled Chardonnay and a diamond tennis bracelet ?
Wait, that's for Cougar....
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
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August 11, 2018, 02:37:54 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on August 11, 2018, 01:29:07 AM
A chilled Chardonnay and a diamond tennis bracelet ?
Wait, that's for Cougar....
Diamond tennis bracelet?? Cougar better have a damn fine pelt!
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
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August 12, 2018, 12:22:53 AM »
Brazilian Beaver is hypoallergenic though...
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Re: What caliber for rabid beaver?
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August 12, 2018, 09:38:38 AM »
Odd to run into a nymphomaniac while canoeing.
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