Author Topic: John Tester, Cow Assasin  (Read 720 times)

makattak

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John Tester, Cow Assasin
« on: October 09, 2018, 11:24:02 PM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/chrismeagher/status/1049792679477989376



Funniest twitter thread I've ever read. The NRA's trolling was awesome.

One of my favorites was simply: "I have questions..."
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: John Tester, Cow Assasin
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2018, 12:57:22 AM »
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy."
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife

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Re: John Tester, Cow Assasin
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2018, 08:38:06 AM »
Another one from overnight:

"Hooves up, don't shoot"
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: John Tester, Cow Assasin
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2018, 09:22:15 AM »
"In @jontester's defense, that livestock was coming right at him."

"What’s the daily bag limit on cows? Asking for a friend"

"Well, there goers the cow vote."

Sounds like a straw cow argument.

That is a funny thread to browse through.
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Re: John Tester, Cow Assasin
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2018, 12:20:29 PM »
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