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More stupid kid names
« on: December 20, 2018, 09:24:21 PM »
You know, for me to criticize, the name has got to be dumb since I got saddled with one fit for a Johnny Cash song.

So I read some stupid celebrity news thing about former bad singer and all around cow Fergie getting divorced. And her and boy toy named the kid of theirs Axl Jack. For real? I guess the good news is that if the twerp forgets what gender he is we got a new name ready to go.

Why, why do this to kids? They choose your nursing home!
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2018, 12:53:35 AM »
Quote from: French G. on December 20, 2018, 09:24:21 PM
You know, for me to criticize, the name has got to be dumb since I got saddled with one fit for a Johnny Cash song.

So I read some stupid celebrity news thing about former bad singer and all around cow Fergie getting divorced. And her and boy toy named the kid of theirs Axl Jack. For real? I guess the good news is that if the twerp forgets what gender he is we got a new name ready to go.

Why, why do this to kids? They choose your nursing home!
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/mom-cancels-baby-shower-after-family-ridicules-name-choice-he-will-not-be-allowed-to-have-a-nickname
She intends to name the kid "Squire Sebastian Senator". ;/
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2018, 01:06:04 AM »
Quote from: Viking on December 21, 2018, 12:53:35 AM
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/mom-cancels-baby-shower-after-family-ridicules-name-choice-he-will-not-be-allowed-to-have-a-nickname
She intends to name the kid "Squire Sebastian Senator". ;/

As if the mother has any choice or control over whether or not other kids will use a nickname.
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2018, 01:30:23 AM »
"And her and boy toy named the kid of theirs Axl Jack. For real?"

As opposed to "Bumper Jack" or "Scissor Jack?"

"Cracker Jack?"



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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2018, 08:29:50 AM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on December 21, 2018, 01:06:04 AM
As if the mother has any choice or control over whether or not other kids will use a nickname.

If she helicopters hard enough, she just might manage it.
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2018, 09:38:28 AM »
I could write a book on some of the dumb ass names I have seen here at work...

Paradise Chevette - girl
Tequilla Biggo - girl (middle name pronounced "Big O,"  mom told counselor she had a big orgasm when she got pregnant, and had been drinking tequila.  No joke).
Greane Apple (Greane pronounced "green.")
Bennie Boy (name came because at the hospital, bracelet said B Boy Smith on it.  Mother assumed the hospital assigned a first initial and middle name.)
Last name Gay.  First names of twin boys Raymond and Benjamin.  Yep, Ray Gay and Ben Gay.
Last name Brown.  First name Cleveland.
Little Princess Jasmine. 
Priest Love and his brother Mister Love.

One I'll never forget was Cadet "Jones".  Best part was the kid actually was really bright and went to Annapolis.  He became Midshipman Cadet "Jones".
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2018, 11:40:19 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on December 21, 2018, 01:30:23 AM
"And her and boy toy named the kid of theirs Axl Jack. For real?"

As opposed to "Bumper Jack" or "Scissor Jack?"

"Cracker Jack?"


Pump Jack

Hydraulic Jack

Screw Jack

Boot Jack

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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2018, 12:24:07 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on December 21, 2018, 11:40:19 AM
Pump Jack

Hydraulic Jack

Screw Jack

Boot Jack

Brad

What?  "Brad"'s an OK name.
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2018, 02:38:03 PM »
I forgot, served with a seaman named Seaman. Then the poor schlep made boatswain's mate third.

I did see a interior communicationsman named Cox, an old joke come to real life.

Then there was the chick seaman named Orifice. Although she insisted loudly that the Italian pronunciation was oro Fe che. Sure, likely story semen orifice.
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2018, 03:35:57 PM »
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Then there was the chick seaman named Orifice. Although she insisted loudly that the Italian pronunciation was oro Fe che. Sure, likely story semen orifice.

Reminds me (of course!) of Miss Shilling's Orifice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Shilling%27s_orifice

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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2018, 04:00:36 PM »
Quote from: lee n. field on December 21, 2018, 12:24:07 PM
What?  "Brad"'s an OK name.

Depends on who you ask. Mention it to some people, they grin and nod knowingly. Others just shake their head and sigh...

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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2018, 04:18:47 PM »
Yeah, looked it up.  I see why you keep it a secretion.
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2018, 05:08:59 PM »
There are times when I truly love and appreciate my mother.

This is one of those times.
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2018, 12:42:39 AM »
Lizard breath  :P
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2018, 07:25:42 AM »
Can't do much with Terrance.

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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2018, 07:53:05 AM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on December 21, 2018, 11:40:19 AM
Pump Jack

Hydraulic Jack

Screw Jack

Boot Jack


Hi-jack
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2018, 10:02:41 AM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on December 22, 2018, 07:53:05 AM
Hi-jack
HIJK

Just like ABCDE we saw in the article a few weeks ago.
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2018, 02:00:37 PM »
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2018, 09:16:41 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on December 22, 2018, 07:25:42 AM
Can't do much with Terrance.

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That's what she said.
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Re: More stupid kid names
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2018, 11:16:24 AM »
My wife was a classmate of hers at UW Whitewater. Not roommates,  but same floor at the dorm.

http://archive.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/40874017.html

The news story tries to sugarcoat it as some sort of zany exuberance on the part of her mother. Pepsi's first hand telling of how she got the name to my now wife back around '93 was that her mother was still a teen, or only very early 20's when on her second child. She was rather unenthusiastic about being a mother, and basically chose the name as a F-you middle finger to the nursing staff, social workers, and family pressuring her to choose a name for the birth certificate and SSN paperwork.
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