https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7861659/Florida-man-wakes-burglar-sucking-toes.html 
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What caliber for toe-sucking bandits?
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There are worse things that can happen, but that is very cringe worthy.
A Florida man has been left terrified after waking up to find a burglar sucking on his toes in the middle of the night.
The incident occurred on Christmas Eve at a residence in Bradenton, with the startled victim, 20, telling the intruder that he didn't have any money.
According to a police report, the suspect replied that he was not interested in obtaining cash, and broke into the home in order 'to suck toes'.
The man was able to force the bandit out of his home, but he broke a window and his car windshield before leaving.
K9 crews later descended on the scene in the hopes of sniffing out the suspect - however, the foot fetish felon remains at large.
DNA swabs have been taken from the victim's toes, but have not been matched with any samples in a criminal database.
Makes think about keeping a weapon within arms reach even when sleeping. Not to mention figuring out how to secure your doors and windows so someone can't just break in. I wonder if the guy had his doors/windows locked.
