I started reading that, and my mind started wanting to Deathrace 2000 most of my unprecedented hipster neighbors.
Time to order some starter off amazon, delivered safely to my door, touch-free, and hopefully not nabbed by the porch pirates who frickin' follow the trucks.
(I'm essential, only missed sick time, and am sick of Hipster Karen - And amazon delivers to lockers in my neighborhood, where all I have to do is put the .38 in the pocket, walk over, and punch in the combination.)