Need some ideas...

[K Frame]

One of my coworkers suggest bruising a potato and hiding it...

If you've never smelled a rotten potato, there are only one or two things in heaven or hell that smell worse.

[mtnbkr]

Go to the dollar store and get the really little ones, that're stuck to the round bases, that look sort of like Axis and Allies guys. Then you can put them on door jambs or on lampshades or assaulting the china cabinet. All that good stuff.~GnSx

Until my daughter finds one and swallows it.  Gee, thanks.

Chris

[Car Knocker]

If you've never smelled a rotten potato, there are only one or two things in heaven or hell that smell worse.

If you think one potato is bad, try 50 tons in a reefer that got misplaced near Tucson for 7 months.  Did you know that potatoes liquify after aging a while?

[charby]

I forgot about my personal favorite.

Fill the medicine cabinet with plastic beads.

[K Frame]

"Did you know that potatoes liquify after aging a while?"

So does just about anything organic.

Including humans.

[Car Knocker]

Yeah, I know.  I was trying to evoke the image of someone cracking the door open on that reefer and 50 tons of liquid potatoes oozing out on his feet.  We got "smell complaints" from over a mile away.

[DrAmazon]

Go to the dollar store and get the really little ones, that're stuck to the round bases, that look sort of like Axis and Allies guys. Then you can put them on door jambs or on lampshades or assaulting the china cabinet. All that good stuff.~GnSx

Until my daughter finds one and swallows it.  Gee, thanks.

Chris

Sorry about that.  I forgot about the shin kicking little one (non-breeder bias).  Don't know how I could the way Mike goes on and on about her. 

[BakerMikeRomeo]

Until my daughter finds one and swallows it.

Chris

Civilian casualties are no concern of the Polymer Peoples' Liberation Army! Take your carping to the Thermoplastic Nations!

Hail Polyvinyl!

~GnSx

[mtnbkr]

Don't know how I could the way Mike goes on and on about her.

Mike overstates her destructive ability and exaggerates her malice.  Most of it is excitement because she likes to play rough and is always happy to see him. 

Chris

[K Frame]

Don't know how I could the way Mike goes on and on about her.

Mike overstates her destructive ability and exaggerates her malice. 

Chris

Of course I do.

That makes the stories more compelling and a lot more fun.

As for her destructive ability, though, right now she's racked up $185 in damages against me. Not bad for a kid who could barely walk at that point.