« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: Pimp my vodka  (Read 1668 times)

Pax Jordana

  • New Member
  • Posts: 7
Pimp my vodka
« on: October 19, 2007, 06:53:50 PM »
My dearest APS, I think I've made a mistake.

You see, I bought a liter and a half of Ketel One before I realized I was a whiskey man.

Now I'm sick of screwdrivers, I hate shots, and grenadine makes it taste like cough syrup.

Kindly recommend something I can mix my vodka with.  I refuse to toss it, and no, I ain't mailing it to any of you  grin
Report to moderator   Logged

Fly320s

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 14,415
  • Formerly, Arthur, King of the Britons
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2007, 06:56:42 PM »
Vodka martini.

Vodka and cranberry juice.

Report to moderator   Logged
Islamic sex dolls.  Do they blow themselves up?

wooderson

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 1,399
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2007, 07:06:27 PM »
Report to moderator   Logged
"The famously genial grin turned into a rictus of senile fury: I was looking at a cruel and stupid lizard."

Perd Hapley

  • Superstar of the Internet
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 61,494
  • My prepositions are on/in
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2007, 07:07:12 PM »
Vodka and milk.

Vodka and weight loss milkshake.

Vodka and soy sauce.

And for the truly adventurous, vodka and muriatic acid.
Report to moderator   Logged
"Doggies are angel babies!" -- my wife

wooderson

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 1,399
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2007, 07:14:00 PM »
You have a Jamba Juice nearby? A glass of vodka fruit smoothie never hurt a soul.
Report to moderator   Logged
"The famously genial grin turned into a rictus of senile fury: I was looking at a cruel and stupid lizard."

GigaBuist

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4,345
    • http://www.justinbuist.org/blog/
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2007, 07:52:18 PM »
Cranberry juice, grape juice, apple juice, pretty much any juice, sweetened ice tea, tonic water, Sprite, Squirt... I'm sure there's others I've done at one time or another.

Don't forget a good Bloody Mary:
V8 + celery salt + pickle juice + A1 steak sauce (I'm not kidding!) + worsteshire sauce + pepper + vodka.
Report to moderator   Logged

charby

  • Necromancer
  • Administrator
  • Senior Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 29,295
  • APS's Resident Sikh/Muslim
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2007, 08:11:21 PM »
Lemon Drop Shots

Smurf Piss

Vodka Martini

Vodka Sour

Vodka Collins

Bloody Mary

Black Russian

Vodka Gimlet

Greyhound

Blue Martini

Vodka and Red Bull

Vodka Tonic



Report to moderator   Logged
Iowa- 88% more livable that the rest of the US

Uranus is a gas giant.

Team 444: Member# 536

Bogie

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 10,261
  • Hunkered in South St. Louis, right by Route 66
    • Third Rate Pundit
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2007, 08:50:45 PM »
Make Caucasians...

Fill glass with ice.

Pour in enough vodka. Add a little extra.
 
Pour in enough kahlua. Add a little extra.
 
Top off (if room) with whole milk or half/half...

Report to moderator   Logged
Blog under construction

Laurent du Var

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 719
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2007, 09:24:23 PM »
4 cl wodka
4 cl tomato juice
1 knife tip of celery salt
3 drops of tabasco
1 little branch of Apium graveolens (Celery)
4 Ice cubes

You shouldn't drink more than 6 of those because the tabasco can be harsh on your stomach . Also it doesn't hurt to stop drinking when you can't pronounce
Apium graveolens anymore. But you can drink more than 6 if you're sitting
alone in front of the TV in an half empty 0ne bedroom unit because the
love of your life has left with the ugly neighbour and you can hear them through the thin building walls....
Report to moderator   Logged
Vada a bordo, Cazzo!

never_retreat

  • Head Muckety Muck
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,158
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2007, 07:15:30 AM »
Go to the website www.webtender.com
More drinks mixes than a Kennedy could handle.
Report to moderator   Logged
I needed a mod to change my signature because the concept of "family friendly" eludes me.
Just noticed that a mod changed my signature. How long ago was that?
A few months-mods

jefnvk

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 1,478
  • I'll sleep away the days and ride the nights...
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2007, 09:09:36 AM »
Keep it for when you entertain those not so refined, who can't drink the whisky.
Report to moderator   Logged
I still say 'Give Detroit to Canada'

Bigjake

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 3,024
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2007, 05:29:27 PM »
Kettle One is fine vodka, If you're not going to drink it, definitely keep for guests.  They will approve for sure! 

Best way to down the old vootka is with tonic water and a generous wedge of lime, on the rocks.  Best after a hard day during hot weather.

I'm primarily a whiskey man and a kettle and tonic will do me in every time.
Report to moderator   Logged

Paddy

  • Guest
Re: Pimp my vodka
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2007, 07:11:29 PM »
Dude, if vodka martinis won't do it for ya', go back to the Kool Aid.  laugh
Report to moderator   Logged
Pages: [1]
« previous next »