This Thursday I had Thanksgiving dinner with my family. I was proudly wearing my "thin pants," a pair of jeans that I can only wear when I'm at or below 190 pounds. I tried them on earlier this week and was pleased to find that they fit, and well.
However, I had failed to check to make sure that my IWB holster for my Beretta 92FS (my primary winter carry pistol) would still fit. I have to pass through an gun-unfriendly state to get to my folks' place (MA) so I had the weapon locked and unloaded in my bag.
After dinner my family wants to go for a walk, so I load up my pistol and attempt to don it. After a valiant effort involving mostly grunting, I realized it wasn't going to happen. I had to put my pistol in the pocket of my jacket, which while concealing the pistol does make me look like I'm carrying around a lead ingot.
If you've ever seen the episode of Mythbusters involving the shrinking jeans, you know what I was dealing with. I should have either worn my 36" jeans or brought my OWB holster. Oh, well, at least the food was good.