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Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« on: January 05, 2008, 05:10:08 AM »
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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 06:23:31 AM »
Preach, this may sorta boggle, but by the time I was twelve, I was makin' steers... We generally used a nicely sharpened Case knife, and a spray bottle of stingy stuff. The new steers were NOT happy...
 
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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 06:26:31 AM »
I gotta go with Bogie on this one.

Nowadays we tend to do it with elastator bands, but in the bad ol days we did it with a clean pocket knife and a can of scarlet oil. The old methods are still taught at the local schools.

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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 07:08:23 AM »
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

THEY'LL LIMIT THEMSELVES

TO MONKEYS???
Hmmmm...

Maybe that's the whole point.

India does have over a billion people in it.

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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2008, 08:53:35 AM »
Wouldn't, you know, just killing them be a better idea?
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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2008, 09:30:18 AM »
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Nowadays we tend to do it with elastator bands
Yup, little green ones.  And they go on this little four-pronged stretcher thingy that just looks like a testicle remover.

I always prefered dehorning to castrating, but whatever.

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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2008, 09:56:00 AM »
They could be training unemployed youths to hunt down and kill those monkeys instead of just sterilizing themselves.  Same question. 
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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2008, 12:57:57 PM »
They could be training unemployed youths to hunt down and kill those monkeys instead of just sterilizing themselves.  Same question. 

So is bush meat acceptable in the dietary laws?  Seems folks in Africa & parts of Asia & S. America favor it.  Could be a renewable source of protien if they managed it properly.

But then there are the monkey gods (literally!!) - so are they castrating those monkeys  or some other set of pests?

Too complexed & perfusing for me to get a handle on.  Please let me know when somebody works this all out.

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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 03:11:54 PM »
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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2008, 10:20:26 AM »
Grew up on a ranch.  It's a way of life that's still practiced every spring.  Cut, dehorn, earmark, brand, and vaccinate.  All done by hand the "old fashioned way", usually with the help of a bunch of neighbors who, when the time comes, will get our help in return.

And none of them fancy "castranglers" neither.  It's still a sharp knife and a swift, steady hand.

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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2008, 10:51:54 AM »
Ok, is anybody else cringing here?  shocked

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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2008, 01:32:40 PM »
It's still a sharp knife and a swift, steady hand.

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And a flat-iron over red-hot coals.  A little bit of te fat to keep stuff from sticking, one more quick cut, and snacks are ready.  Yum!!

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Re: Teaching teenagers to castrate???
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 02:38:19 AM »
Wouldn't, you know, just killing them be a better idea?
Might be easier on the victim...in the long run too.
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