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The Onion: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
« on: February 26, 2008, 07:32:28 AM »

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Re: The Onion: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 08:31:10 AM »
That was excellent! Did you read the news ticker at the bottom of the screen?
Campaign fund raiser charging $5 a plate to have dinner with cardboard cutout of Obama.  grin grin
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Re: The Onion: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 06:01:45 PM »
The Onion News Network is what Jon Stewart wants to be when he grows up and gets some talent.
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Re: The Onion: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 06:44:40 PM »
That was excellent! Did you read the news ticker at the bottom of the screen?
Campaign fund raiser charging $5 a plate to have dinner with cardboard cutout of Obama.  grin grin

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I also liked the one that says "US Dept of Transportation unveils safety measures for nation's interstates:  New 'Don't Crash' road signs expected to significantly reduce accidents."

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Edit:  The rest of it was too eerily close to reality... undecided
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Re: The Onion: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2008, 04:49:59 AM »
Ever see their "Something happened in Haiti" breaking news one?

My dad laughed a LOT at that one.

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