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Castro Quits: Clinton-Obama on Short List?by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace ? 204 Comments
(2008-02-19) As Cuban President Fidel Castro announced today he would end his half-century of totalitarian rule, sources close to Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama tried to tamp down speculation that they were on the short list of potential replacements for the ailing Communist dictator.
Rumors in Cuba carry the currency of mainstream media coverage in the U.S., and many Castro-supporters are eager to find new leadership that combines Castro-like charisma with iron-fisted leadership tactics and revolutionary support for government-run health care, education and industry.
A Clinton-Obama ticket, said one unnamed Cuba scholar, combines the power and the glory that was Fidel Castro, with the unshakable commitment to collectivism, controlled economies, and virulent resistance to the United States as a superpower.
Experts suggest that as co-presidents of Cuba, Mr. Obama would be the mouthpiece, giving stirring six-hour speeches about the majesty and beauty of poverty in a Communist Utopia, while Mrs. Clinton would work behind the scenes to ensure full agreement with those speeches at all levels of government.
The question now for Cuba, said the scholar, is can we continue to survive here on the ash heap of history? With these two great leaders at the helm, the answer would be a resounding, Si, se puede! Yes, we can!
