It's tough being a dad...

[doc2rn]

You bet it is. I am a single dad of a 5 yo girl. Try that on for size. When we walked out of the mens room women would act outraged that she had been in there, the fellas where none to happy when I would call female on deck. I even had quite the discussion with mall security once on being a single parent. Evidently if a female takes a little boy into the bathroom its no big deal, if a guy does it he must have alterior motive.
She looks likes Shirley Temple so I have already mounted the shotgun above the front door.

[seeker_two]

if i'd let thr pony do what it had planned all would have been well. its when i took command things went south.   hmmm i see a pattern here anytime i try to command women

Truer words never spoken....

[280plus]

 

[wmenorr67]

Wait until you get this email.  And being stuck in Iraq I cannot say anything at the time this happens.  At least the boy in question is aware that I am in the military and if he does anything stupid he will know my wrath.

Hello dear,
 
I did want to tell you something.  Cecil is going to ask your little girl out to dinner.  Then maybe a movie.  They really like each other a lot and if this happens, Dana, Bubba, and me will be right there with them.  I don't see the harm in letting this happen.
 
You have to let her grow up and date boys dear.  It will be ok.
 
Love you and miss you.
 
Always,
Em

[Ex-MA Hole]

I dread that day.

[280plus]

Did someone say "emergency leave"? 

[grislyatoms]

You bet it is. I am a single dad of a 5 yo girl. Try that on for size. When we walked out of the mens room women would act outraged that she had been in there, the fellas where none to happy when I would call female on deck. I even had quite the discussion with mall security once on being a single parent. Evidently if a female takes a little boy into the bathroom its no big deal, if a guy does it he must have alterior motive.
She looks likes Shirley Temple so I have already mounted the shotgun above the front door.

Single Dad here, too. My daughter is 9 1/2. I deal with the stuff you mentioned all too often. I try to be civil but at times I'm just not in the mood, and folks have gotten an earful.

Wanna get some dirty looks? Go to the store and buy a package of little girl's underwear. Alone.

[Jamisjockey]

You bet it is. I am a single dad of a 5 yo girl. Try that on for size. When we walked out of the mens room women would act outraged that she had been in there, the fellas where none to happy when I would call female on deck. I even had quite the discussion with mall security once on being a single parent. Evidently if a female takes a little boy into the bathroom its no big deal, if a guy does it he must have alterior motive.
She looks likes Shirley Temple so I have already mounted the shotgun above the front door.

Single Dad here, too. My daughter is 9 1/2. I deal with the stuff you mentioned all too often. I try to be civil but at times I'm just not in the mood, and folks have gotten an earful.

Wanna get some dirty looks? Go to the store and buy a package of little girl's underwear. Alone.

That's pretty awful.
I've bought little girl underwear alone, but not as the only item in the cart.

[280plus]

Reminds me of the Ollie North hosiery receipt fiasco. Somebody made a big deal about a receipt he had from a hosiery shop and how he was buying stockings for his mistress and it turned out he was buying leotards for one of his daughters. 

[doc2rn]

Oh yeah I remember the underware look but then again it beats the box of tampons hands down. Everyone laughed the first time when I bought a box of each size because I didn't know which to get. When the cashier started ribbing me I said different bullets make different sized holes. The woman behind me ran for another line, priceless.