No kidding. I'm under no delusions about that. You're not implying the majority is always right, are you?
No, just that consensus as to what is a crime makes the fringe opposition irrelevant. The majority isn't always right on these issues, but absent some compelling reasoning, it doesn't make sense to abandon a consensus position as to what is or is not criminal just because "the majority isn't always right."
Are seriously trying to tell me that I had a right to expect an education from my parents, so that I wouldn't starve?
Yes.
All of those things are just as important as education.
Agreed-that's why clear and gross failures to do those things usually results in sanctions for the parents. That's why we have child protection laws-because as far as is possible, we try to protect children from the negligence of their parents. Of course no one would argue that child protection laws are the most efficient method of doing this, but all of those important things you listed are factors that weigh in on whether or not parents can keep their kids. Usually an extreme failure in most of the areas you listed is required to warrant state action, but they are covered by regulation.
But regulating such things by law is silly, statist, and wrong
They already are regulated by law-it's just that you apparently don't (or do? not sure) disagree with most of the regulation, or don't recognize it as regulation because it addresses things that you agree are criminal. Nevertheless, your disagreement that complete failure to educate is criminal doesn't change the fact that all of these important areas are regulated, to a lesser or greater extent.
The difference between criminal neglect and a substandard education is one of degree, not principle. Maybe you don't agree with child protection laws of any kind, but again...disagreement with the clear majority belief that parental treatment of children is subject to review by the state, and that at some point parental neglect is criminal, doesn't make your disagreement right.
How exactly is a law limiting divorce not statist and wrong, but laws restricting neglect of children are "silly, statist, and wrong"?