It's a joke. Lighten up an quit taking yourselves so seriously. The point is, if gas is too expensive, find ways to use less of it. Conservation, ya know...........
That's pretty much what I've been talking about; with a caveat that in city-type areas some form of mass transit CAN be a economical solution; especially if you do it well enough that you can get many of the cars in the daily traffic jams off the roads.
Consider that there are numerous people stuck in traffic for a hour each way to travel less than 30 miles in many cases. That's $6-7 in fuel today alone; not to mention the time, oil changes, insurance, etc...
Commute costs:
$6 Fuel (30 miles, each direction, at 30mpg)
$10 car payment* ($300 month/30 days in a month)
$2 insurance
$.50 maintenance ($30 oil change every ~2 months/3k miles)
That's $18.50 a day that you can save, plus or minus of course. If anything I might be a bit low on average. For example, what if you're driving a 15mpg truck or SUV? Heck, what if you have to pay for parking downtown?
Cars are
expensive. Think of the savings we could have if we could come up with an alternative. It doesn't necessarily have to be cheap, given those expenses. Think about a downtown area. Parking garages cost millions. Street side parking ultimately costs big money as well, as it takes up at least one potential lane. One idea I'm having for a downtown area would be covered elevated slideways between buildings - preferably even within the buildings so you can keep your average speed up. You'd park outside of the downtown area and
walk to your final destination - avoiding the traffic downtown. Costs could be mostly covered by eliminating the need for one or more parking garages.
This is part of the reason for some car sharing programs as well - faster, more convienent methods to essentially 'rent' a car on demand. If you can save $20/day by NOT having a car, you can afford to spend $30 once a week or so when having one would be sufficiently convienent.
*Yes, this is not 100% necessary, but note that I'm keeping the price down too. Also potentially not refundable if the person still needs a vehicle no matter what. Same with insurance.