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natedog

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« on: August 10, 2005, 08:21:51 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2005, 08:34:08 AM »
Yeah, but that's a 'fraidy-cat grizzly bear - look how pale he's turned at the prospect of violence!!!

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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2005, 09:58:48 AM »
I think the bear would win simply because he has a better fighting stance (his elbows are more tucked in), but you might be able to exploit the fact that his weight is far forward.  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2005, 11:02:59 AM »
I'm sure that's a fight I could "bearly" watch.
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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2005, 11:27:27 AM »
Best technique against a bear is to throw your whiskey bottle at it or, better yet, don't drink whiskey and you will not see any bears!
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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2005, 11:35:09 AM »
Well ET, why did *I* see bears in my room one night when I was 3 y/o?  Long before I ever drank a drop of whiskey? LOL

Given the setting, best bet is to avoid the bear until it drops from heat exhaustion.  Of course, avoiding the polar bear is the tricky part. Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2005, 02:59:17 PM »
I think this guy would be in trouble if the bear just tipped over on him.

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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2005, 07:23:33 AM »
Sindawe, sounds like somebody mickey'ed your mac -n- cheese. Wink
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2005, 04:31:57 PM »
Caption this picture!
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2005, 06:12:34 PM »
Natedog and correia argue about the supremacy of the AK.
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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2005, 08:39:25 PM »
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Disney's "Rockey Begins"
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2005, 08:54:32 PM »
Gah.. get a haircut, you hippy!
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2005, 04:58:45 AM »
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2005, 10:59:58 AM »
The bear would win, but since he seems to be "stuffed", the guy has a good chance Cheesy.

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