"Time to trot out your reading comprehension skills, folks...
I said it's a CONTENDER for the worst movie ever made.
Not that it is the worst movie ever made."
Nope, Stargate wouldn't even make the Top Ten (or Bottom Ten?) list of movies in a "Worst Movie" contest, so it wouldn't even be a contender.
Zardoz, now, that
is a
real contender for "Worst Movie." Perhaps the favorite for the award.
Doc Savage, The Man of Bronze, is another contender for "Worst Movie" as well as "Most Inappropriate Soundtrack" honors.
Water World, which begins with the hero drinking his own filtered urine, and goes down from there, is a contender.
Jarhead, which portrayed Marines as screwballs with homoerotic undertones, was worse.
Sahara, which involved a lost treasure ship in the middle of the desert . . .
The Day After Tomorrow, with its global-warming ice age . . .
Signs, Ishtar, 12 Monkeys . . . all were worse than Stargate.
When Women Had Tails . . . and it's sequel,
When Women Lost Their Tails . . .
But Stargate? Uh uh. Not even a contender. Probably wouldn't even make the top 20 list of stinkers.