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Re: Proof that there is a kind and benevolent God...
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2008, 02:45:22 AM »
Ah yes, baseball.....nothing like watching fat grown men play with balls.



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Re: Proof that there is a kind and benevolent God...
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2008, 02:51:03 AM »
Baseball??  Can there be a more boring sport?  grin


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Re: Proof that there is a kind and benevolent God...
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2008, 05:54:16 AM »
I have to disagree with Baseball being boring/ a waste/ whatever....

Think about it....you tell your SO that you are going to watch the game.

You therefore get out of yardwork, misc errands, and whatever else is on the "honey-do" list.

You put on the game.  You fall asleep.

In the event something exciting ACTUALLY happens, everyone starts to scream, you wake up, watch the rerun for 20-25 times, and fall back to sleep.

At the end of the game, you wake up refreshed, saw the highlights, and can now go an do whatever you want.  You can also discuss the game, since you saw the important play, or maybe, if you are lucky, two or three plays.

I love Baseball.

What other game can you do that?  Football you need to stay awake and pay attention to the whole game, lest you get quized later.  Tennis?  Golf?  NASCAR (unless there is a crash, then you watch it on UTube)?
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Re: Proof that there is a kind and benevolent God...
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2008, 09:33:16 PM »
Baseball??  Can there be a more boring sport?  grin


Football. 


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Re: Proof that there is a kind and benevolent God...
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2008, 08:15:11 AM »
sports i will watch:
show jumping/eventing
freestyle motercross
freestlye skiing
gymnastics
figure skating

sports i will watch for free drinks of an alcoholic nature:
football
NASCAR

sports played endlessly on the TV's in hell:
golf
wrestling (of any nature)

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Re: Proof that there is a kind and benevolent God...
« Reply #30 on: April 06, 2008, 11:23:09 AM »
I wish shooting matches came on TV.  Maybe it does, I haven't wathed TV in years.
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Re: Proof that there is a kind and benevolent God...
« Reply #31 on: April 06, 2008, 11:24:55 AM »
I don't wathe my TV much, either.  It's getting very dusty.
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Re: Proof that there is a kind and benevolent God...
« Reply #32 on: April 06, 2008, 11:34:50 AM »
I don't even own a TV. Haven't had one since I moved out of my parents place.

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Re: Proof that there is a kind and benevolent God...
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2008, 01:35:02 PM »
I don't even own a TV. Haven't had one since I moved out of my parents place.
The only reason I have a TV in my room now is for my Xbox and Gamecube, but I'm not much of a console gamer. 
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.