The Feminism Thread

[BlueStarLizzard]

A feminism thread hijacked by men talking nonsense.

The smell of patriarchy around here is nauseating.

I see it as the usual thread drift that occurs everywhere else here. Completely egalitarian. 

just curious, but how many lady's are on here? i think i know 2 others for certain and maybe 2 more? (that post regularly)

[Iain]

ratio is 27.8:1 according to the stats.

[Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas]

but how many lady's are on here?

Zero. There are no women on the internet. 

[Perd Hapley]

just curious, but how many lady's are on here? i think i know 2 others for certain and maybe 2 more? (that post regularly)

I started a thread on that question, and was roundly booed for trying to chat up girls.  Or for being the kind of guy who gets excited and says "Ooh!, there's a girl in here!  Slobber, slobber." 

The only ones posting regularly now are yourself, Ladysmith, Bridgewalker, occasionally Barbara, and whoever else I have offended by forgetting them.  Or for not knowing their gender.  We used to have others, such as Dr. Amazon, Salukifan, and whoever else I am offending by forgetting them, or not knowing their gender.   

[BlueStarLizzard]

just curious, but how many lady's are on here? i think i know 2 others for certain and maybe 2 more? (that post regularly)

I started a thread on that question, and was roundly booed for trying to chat up girls.  Or for being the kind of guy who gets excited and says "Ooh!, there's a girl in here!  Slobber, slobber." 

but why would you chat up girls. don't you already have a wife chained to the stove? 

[Iain]

There is a space at the sink.

[Perd Hapley]

but why would you chat up girls. don't you already have a wife chained to the stove?   

'S what a'm sayin'!

There is a space at the sink.

  She does both.   


So, anyway, Bluestar, are you doin' anything later? 

[BlueStarLizzard]

but why would you chat up girls. don't you already have a wife chained to the stove?   

'S what a'm sayin'!

There is a space at the sink.

  She does both.   


So, anyway, Bluestar, are you doin' anything later? 

staying very far away from you...

and buying a lock pick...

[LadySmith]

just curious, but how many lady's are on here? i think i know 2 others for certain and maybe 2 more? (that post regularly)

ratio is 27.8:1 according to the stats.

There used to be more and some just visit or lurk without posting anything.
I hope you (bluestarlizzard) and Bridgewalker stick around awhile.
But be warned, a thick skin and a strong stomach are required.
You might see the pendulum swing from "Why aren't there more women here?" to "Women are weak/stupid/incompetent/responsible for the pussification of the world, etc."
It comes and goes. And it's Fistful's fault.

[wmenorr67]

Also just don't ask Mike how to destroy floppys.

[seeker_two]

But be warned, a thick skin and a strong stomach are required.
You might see the pendulum swing from "Why aren't there more women here?" to "Women are weak/stupid/incompetent/responsible for the pussification of the world, etc."
It comes and goes. And it's Fistful's fault.

Well....it's a fistful's prerogative to change his mind..... 

[Perd Hapley]

There used to be more

Not really.


My slave wife just bought me the Innocence Mission album that I wanted.  It's good to be the oppressor.   

[BridgeRunner]

I hope you (bluestarlizzard) and Bridgewalker stick around awhile.
But be warned, a thick skin and a strong stomach are required.

Personally, I find there are enough things I have to do that are distasteful that I don't generally bother hanging on to purely recreational things that also are.  My message board participation tends to be inversely proportional to the amount of obnoxious and irritating stuff going on on the board.  I'm just back now after a couple weeks' absence following a gratuitous name-calling session.  I'm saving my thick skin and strong stomach for class and court.

Just my personal philosophy. 

[wmenorr67]

Just some fun stuff.

[Matthew Carberry]

ratio is 27.8:1 according to the stats.

I like those odds. 

[Phyphor]

but why would you chat up girls. don't you already have a wife chained to the stove?   

'S what a'm sayin'!

There is a space at the sink.

  She does both.   


So, anyway, Bluestar, are you doin' anything later? 

staying very far away from you...

and buying a lock pick...

Lockpick, hell, I got a 870 I can loan you. 

[BlueStarLizzard]

but why would you chat up girls. don't you already have a wife chained to the stove?   

'S what a'm sayin'!

There is a space at the sink.

  She does both.   


So, anyway, Bluestar, are you doin' anything later? 

staying very far away from you...

and buying a lock pick...

Lockpick, hell, I got a 870 I can loan you. 

if i need to shoot myself out of the chains, i think my 1911 would work better. however, the 870 would be good for shooting the stove. 

[Matthew Carberry]

if i need to shoot myself out of the chains, i think my 1911 would work better. however, the 870 would be good for shooting the stove.

A woman shooting a stove?  Why that'd be like a man shooting a remote control. 

[BlueStarLizzard]

if i need to shoot myself out of the chains, i think my 1911 would work better. however, the 870 would be good for shooting the stove.

A woman shooting a stove?  Why that'd be like a man shooting a remote control. 

i might shoot the remote too. 

 

[roo_ster]

if i need to shoot myself out of the chains, i think my 1911 would work better. however, the 870 would be good for shooting the stove.

A woman shooting a stove?  Why that'd be like a man shooting a remote control. 

i might shoot the remote too. 

 

If the man happens to be attached to the remote, them's the breaks...

[BridgeRunner]

If the man happens to be attached to the remote, them's the breaks...

Wait, they make remotes without a guy attached?

[lupinus]

but how many lady's are on here?
Zero. There are no women on the internet.

Ah the internet.

Where men are really dorks, women are really ugly fat dudes in their underwear, and children are really federal agents.

[grampster]

I've been watching this thread.  I will not get involved. 

[Ben]

Wait, they make remotes without a guy attached?

Because the guy is using a Bluetooth remote to access the TV remote because he's too lazy to move his hand from the armrest to the table next to his barcolounger where the TV remote is sitting. 

[BlueStarLizzard]

I've been watching this thread.  I will not get involved. 

i dare you..

i double dare you...