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A fat man in high heels
« on: April 02, 2008, 08:24:33 AM »
Doing the "Walk A Mile In Her Shoes" fundraiser for the Lubbock Rape Crisis Center this weekend.  Nothing like a bunch of dudes in heels to make for manly man bonding time.

I'm thinking something in a nice stilleto...

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 09:01:25 AM »
word of advice from a female. no stilitos. get a pair of high heeled boots, with stacked heels.

and practice walking in them before going out and about...
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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 09:17:49 AM »
Doing the "Walk A Mile In Her Shoes" fundraiser for the Lubbock Rape Crisis Center this weekend.  Nothing like a bunch of dudes in heels to make for manly man bonding time.

I'm thinking something in a nice stilleto...

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Sounds like a great cause, but can't they do the walk without the cross-dressing?  They'd probably end up with more participants and more $$. 

Anyway, have fun!

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 09:20:44 AM »
Doing the "Walk A Mile In Her Shoes" fundraiser for the Lubbock Rape Crisis Center this weekend.  Nothing like a bunch of dudes in heels to make for manly man bonding time.

I'm thinking something in a nice stilleto...

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Sounds like a great cause, but can't they do the walk without the cross-dressing?  They'd probably end up with more participants and more $$. 

Anyway, have fun!

sounds like a hoot to me. bunch of grown men trying to walk around in high heels. hahahahahaha
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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 09:29:38 AM »
I've got $5 on him breaking his ankle in the first 300 yards!
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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 10:04:31 AM »
Dude, you need stripper shoes. Those big clunky mothers, with about 3-4" under the ball of your foot...
 
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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 10:08:46 AM »
Dress up as Dr Frankenfurter and if you post a picture on here I'll donate $50.


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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 10:27:46 AM »
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Dress up as Dr Frankenfurter and if you post a picture on here I'll donate $50.

Be careful, I have PhotoShop and I'm not afraid to use it!   grin

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 10:28:43 AM »
I wear heels all the time...
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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 10:45:26 AM »
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Dress up as Dr Frankenfurter and if you post a picture on here I'll donate $50.

Be careful, I have PhotoShop and I'm not afraid to use it!   grin

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 10:57:18 AM »
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Dress up as Dr Frankenfurter and if you post a picture on here I'll donate $50.

Be careful, I have PhotoShop and I'm not afraid to use it!   grin

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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 01:11:16 PM »
Oh man... I wonder if any of the Texas BACA chapters know about this...

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 03:48:00 PM »
Why walk a mile in her shoes? Give her a gun, and the address of her rapist. Problems solved, minus the trips to the ER for broken ankles.

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 09:39:45 PM »
I'll send in a donation if you promise not to post any photos.
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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 11:05:28 PM »
And here we are in another thread talking about feminism(sp).
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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2008, 03:40:25 AM »
What's this "fat man" business? Brad, you're svelte now and could probably give Fistful a run for the money in the Best Gams dept. with your stilettos. grin
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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2008, 12:08:26 PM »
Picked up the shoes from the LRCC office today.  I was thinking they would be someing with a little bit of heel, but still user-friendly.  Nope.  Bright red stillettos with 4" heels.  Yikes. shocked

After I fall and kill myself, please be kind with the remarks...

Oh... size 14, just in case you were wondering.

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2008, 12:34:18 PM »
I hope they have something for the blisters, afterwards. 

Aren't any women walking?  If not, why? 

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2008, 02:09:51 PM »
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Aren't any women walking?  If not, why?


That's the hook for the fundraiser - men putting themselves in the woman's position.  A bunch of us Big Dumb Guys walking a mile in women's shoes to raise money for the Lubbock Rape Crisis Center.  We go around asking for contributions. 

Some money is given in sympathy, some is given in the hope that we fall and break something.

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2008, 02:25:32 PM »
It's not like anyone forces women to wear those horribly uncomfortable shoes...
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2008, 02:36:10 PM »
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Aren't any women walking?  If not, why? 

because people arn't willing to pay to see a women walk around in guys shoes.

and just because i would like to discomfort you males.    grin

high heels throughout the ages have often been for both sexes. during British Restoration, the Renassance and even as recently as the 70's men have, for style sake, worn high heel shoes.

guys used to wear corsets too. and instead of stuffing up front like the ladies, men would often stuff their stockings to present a 'nicly turned leg' (i.e. they needed some calf muscles)

now think about it. style is forever in motion and often repeats itself.  laugh
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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2008, 05:25:32 PM »
Well, Bluestar, here are the heels I'm wearing right now.   smiley



And, yes, I know that men used to wear corsets, wigs and pumps.  And carry purses.  And they weren't even laughed at for writing poetry.   shocked

I understand that men in heels has a certain novelty that would be otherwise lacking in female participants.  Then again, I would be impressed to see anyone walk a mile in four-inch stilettos.  Yikes! 

What kind of annoys me is this.  The concept for the fund-raiser seems to connect "men putting themselves in the woman's position," with rape.  As if men are rapists, unless they learn to "put themselves in the woman's position."  Or as if the consensual inconvenience of heels had something to do with the horror of being pinned to the floor and violated by a stranger with a knife and possibly an STD. 

On the other hand, if "Wearing her shoes" were simply about understanding the pain of rape victims, rather than some larger feminist message of "You men don't know how hard it is to be a womyn," I'd be fine with it.  And I'd expect women to be walking too, not just us hard-hearted men, that need to learn some sympathy and stop raping people. 

Or am I just over-analyzing?  Huh?
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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2008, 08:50:10 AM »
definatly over analyzing...

its a gimmick to raise money. its not about feminising men or making men feel a rape victims pain. as if 4 inch heels compares to the pain of being raped (thats a stretch, even for you)

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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2008, 09:06:59 AM »
Done.  Walked the entire way.  Amazingly, not as uncomfortable as I thought it would be.  However, I did cheat a little - I had a lady friend coach me a bit on how to walk without killing myself.

I think the effect is rather slimming, don't you?  laugh  The shoes and coat match, but maybe I should have accessorized more...





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Re: A fat man in high heels
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2008, 09:13:53 AM »
glad you had fun brad.

fact is high heels really arn't that bad. i have a pair of 3 inch heel boots i used to wear everyday. i swear they're more comfortable then my hiking boots. its more the long term health problems then the immediaty ones that hurt.
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