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What caliber for cat?

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JEFFERSON TOWNSHIP, N.J.   A piece of artillery that was apparently misfired by the military crashed through the roof of a home miles away Friday and injured a young girl's cat, which had to be euthanized, officials said.

No people were injured when the 2-pound piece hit the Jefferson Township home about 2 1/2 miles from the Picatinny Arsenal and landed in the girl's bed, said Peter Rowland, arsenal spokesman. She wasn't home, but her cat was sleeping on the bed.

The homeowner told authorities she heard a loud noise around 2:40 p.m. and found the 6-by-4-inch object.

Picatinny officials told The Star-Ledger of Newark they were investigating. The base had been conducting tests Friday, and it wasn't immediately clear what type of artillery hit the home.

Picatinny is the site of the Armament Research, Development and Engineering Center, whose mission is to conduct research, development and engineering for weapons systems.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,350832,00.html
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2008, 06:18:14 AM »
Nooooo!!! Not the kitty.  sad
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2008, 06:31:59 AM »
Apparently it was on it's ninth life?  sad
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2008, 06:34:18 AM »
Hillary lied, cats died!
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2008, 06:37:31 AM »
Nooooo!!! Not the kitty.  sad
I feel the same thing as you. Poor kitten! sad

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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2008, 07:23:44 AM »
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2008, 08:10:58 AM »
poor kitty
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2008, 10:51:05 PM »
Another strange fatality, but the pet came out ok...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/04/14/BA6610598L.DTL&feed=rss.bayarea

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Woman dies after being struck by a falling tree limb at Stern Grove
Marisa Lagos,John Koopman, Chronicle Staff Writers
Monday, April 14, 2008
(04-14) 21:51 PDT San Francisco -- A heavy limb from an apparently healthy redwood tree snapped today and plummeted into a parking lot at San Francisco's Stern Grove, killing a woman who was loading her dog into a car, officials said.
The woman, Kathleen Bolton, 50, was putting the dog into her Subaru Outback at the lot next to the concert meadow around 11:30 a.m. when part of the tree fell, hitting her and her car, said Fire Department Lt. Mindy Talmadge.
Paramedic crews took Bolton to San Francisco General Hospital, where she died at 12:14 p.m. The redwood tree is about 60 feet tall, and the limb that broke off was about 40 feet up from the ground. The limb was about 10 inches in diameter.
The tree is estimated to be around 40 years old and appeared to be healthy, said Recreation and Park Department spokeswoman Rose Dennis. Winds in the city gusted above 25 mph today, but Dennis said it was unknown whether that had anything to do with what happened.
As a precaution, Dennis said, the department closed both parking lots at Stern Grove while officials checked for other hazards.
"Obviously it was a fluke, but it was a tragic fluke," Dennis said.
Dennis said Bolton regularly walked her dog at the park and was a familiar face to Stern Grove staffers.
Officers with the city's Department of Animal Care and Control responded to the scene and found Bolton's uninjured dog, Talmadge said.
E-mail the writers at mlagos@sfchronicle.com and jkoopman@sfchronicle.com.
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2008, 01:11:46 AM »
I can understand the sentiment about cats.....but I think calling in an artillery strike was a little much....  rolleyes
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2008, 01:44:48 AM »
^^^ cheesy laugh cheesy ...Hey!  angry
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2008, 01:47:15 AM »
Less damage than a no knock. laugh
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2008, 02:18:25 AM »
Apparently not big enough as it wasn't a clean kill. shocked

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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2008, 03:20:19 AM »
Hmmm . . . if I were messing around with, say, my .375 H&H and it "misfired" putting a hole in a neighbors house and cat . . . would I be in the same legal trouble as the artillerymen, or would MY legal consequences be more severe?
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2008, 03:37:00 AM »
Another strange fatality, but the pet came out ok...
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2008, 11:28:50 AM »
While I was in Baumholder there were not one but TWO former Artillery Battery Commanders serving as OIC's of the Golf Course. 

One put a couple of holes in an off-post German farm field, and the other blew up Range 4.  I was out on the MTA when they blew up Range 4 (a 100 yard Rifle/Pistol Range).

"RANGE CONTROL, RANGE CONTROL, THIS IS RANGE 4, I HAVE ROUNDS IMPACTING ON MY RANGE, I HAVE ROUNDS IMPACTING ON MY RANGE !!!!"  (And you could hear a BOOM is the background over the radio....)

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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2008, 04:26:07 AM »
Is this going to start another round of "what caliber for cats" threads? rolleyes
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2008, 06:16:25 AM »
those artilary dudes are gonna wake up in the middle of the night with a warm weight on their chest and a cold claw against their throats.
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 10:10:52 AM »
Violation of Rule #4  rolleyes


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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 12:46:22 PM »
those artilary dudes are gonna wake up in the middle of the night with a warm weight on their chest and a cold claw against their throats.

...and a 9mm Beretta within easy reach....  grin
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Re: Misfired Artillery Crashes Into New Jersey Home, Fatally Injuring Cat
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2008, 03:25:54 PM »
FAIL. Don't they teach trig anymore. I mean really. I'm sure they hand out tables for each load. I know that people in the army are failures at life and all becuase John Kerry told me so, but this is still....yeah. Maybe some rouge arsenal reloader double charged it.
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