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How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« on: April 21, 2008, 02:20:26 PM »
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/04/19/921148.aspx

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From NBC/NJs Matthew Berger
PHILADELPHIA -- Chelsea Clinton stopped traffic Friday night as she wandered the streets of Philadelphia on a gay bar crawl, winning rave reviews for both her politics and her appearance.

Led around the neighborhood by Gov. Ed Rendell, Chelsea was mobbed by local gays and lesbians, as she walked from one club to the next. They ran up to hug her, posed for pictures and certainly invaded her personal space.

I grabbed her ass, one young woman exclaimed to her friends after snapping a picture with her arm around the former first daughter.

Chelsea, the gays love you! one fan exclaimed, as she took the microphone at Bump, a restaurant and bar that was her first stop. Oh, gosh, I dont know if everybody loves me, she responded.

Most of those at the bar seemed to, squeezing past one another in the cramped space to get a photo. Even some patrons, donning Obama stickers -- a rally for the Illinois senator had taken place a few blocks away earlier in the evening -- tried to get a snapshot as well.

In all, she visited four bars in Center City, concluding her tour at Woodys, the citys most famous gay bar. Getting from one event to another proved difficult at times, as she was constantly stopped by admirers while walking down the sidewalk. She reached into car windows to shake hands and was followed by several young women who tried to pose for photos on their camera phone, but seemed incapable of properly saving the pictures.

Standing with actors Rob Reiner and Robert Gant, Chelsea appeared overwhelmed at Bump when the mob started complimenting her hair, which they had also done several weeks ago when she spoke at a Stonewall Democrats event at Woodys. But she smiled and laughed throughout her very short remarks.

While she acknowledged she often is asked who her mother will choose as a running mate, this crowd had other questions, with one man asking what Hillary would wear on inauguration day.

We have to get her there so we can make that choice, Chelsea said.

At Sisters, a lesbian bar, Rendell reflected on Chelseas statement that her mother would be a better president than her father was, and suggested she may have angered former President Clinton in the process.

Rendell appeared to be in his element. As Chelsea posed for more photos inside Bump, the governor held court outside, quizzing onlookers about Pennsylvania history, and grabbing the phone of one voter to talk to his undecided mother. He acknowledged to the caller that there were two good Democratic candidates, but said he thought Hillary would do a better job.

OK, governor, dont run my minutes up, the man said, trying to get the phone back from Rendell.

Rendell has toured gay bars in Philadelphia since the 1970s, he said, and made a similar trek for John Kerry in 2004.

Well see tonight, easily, 1,500 people, Rendell said. And theyre all voters.

There was no policy discussion for Chelsea, who usually fields questions from college students at town hall meetings but does not do interviews with the press. There were no questions about gays in the military or same-sex marriage this evening; mostly just polite chit-chat.

As the tour continued past a bar with a terrace -- open on one of the first warm spring evenings of the year -- Chelsea nearly ran up to shake outstretched hands.

Are you going inside? one woman asked.

I dont know, Chelsea replied. Im mostly just following directions.

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2008, 02:28:50 PM »
Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2008, 03:03:40 PM »
Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2008, 03:04:57 PM »
Is it just me, or is it a bit unseemly to have a Candidates daughter doing "a bar crawl" to gain support for the candidate?
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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2008, 03:05:57 PM »
Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2008, 03:57:26 PM »
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While she acknowledged she often is asked who her mother will choose as a running mate, this crowd had other questions, with one man asking what Hillary would wear on inauguration day.

Its nice to know they're asking her hard hitting questions.
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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2008, 04:20:17 PM »
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While she acknowledged she often is asked who her mother will choose as a running mate, this crowd had other questions, with one man asking what Hillary would wear on inauguration day.

Its nice to know they're asking her hard hitting questions.

I'm hoping for a pair of sweats and a bottle of vodka (she seems like the Absolut type).

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2008, 05:08:51 PM »
Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?
Money. Corporations and such love to hire candidates' wives and kids for high salaries - for name recognition at the least, political favors at best. See FDR's kinfolk. If she's first daughter again, she gets a nice job with a title and little to no work involved.

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2008, 05:11:07 PM »
I'd do her.

Just for the lulz.

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2008, 01:07:33 AM »
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Chelsea, the gays love you! one fan exclaimed, as she took the microphone at Bump, a restaurant and bar that was her first stop...

Mom & Dad must be proud....  rolleyes
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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2008, 05:14:35 AM »
I'm surprised (or maybe not) at the lack of uproar over the "I grabbed her ass" comment. I'm pretty sure if I grabbed Chelsea's ass (and announced it to the world), I'd be sitting in jail right now trying to figure out how to raise my $100K bail. Yet the general media response seems to be, "Hey, that's cool and progressive!"
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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2008, 05:17:22 AM »
Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?

Political connections. She's apparently her mother's daughter, complete with an early addiction to political power.

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2008, 05:22:40 AM »
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Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?

If your father/mother/significant other was running for President, wouldn't you chip in and help?
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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2008, 05:27:12 AM »
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Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?

If your father/mother/significant other was running for President, wouldn't you chip in and help?
My father/mother/significant other all have the good sense not to run for Prez.  And even if they didn't, I certainly wouldn't let myself be used as a fool trolling through gay bars begging for votes.

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2008, 05:35:59 AM »
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Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?

If your father/mother/significant other was running for President, wouldn't you chip in and help?
My father/mother/significant other all have the good sense not to run for Prez.  And even if they didn't, I certainly wouldn't let myself be used as a fool trolling through gay bars begging for votes.

How is this different from begging for votes on university campi, gun shows, and expensive dinners?
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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2008, 05:36:08 AM »
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Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?

If your father/mother/significant other was running for President, wouldn't you chip in and help?
My father/mother/significant other all have the good sense not to run for Prez.  And even if they didn't, I certainly wouldn't let myself be used as a fool trolling through gay bars begging for votes.

Well, Hillary views all people as tools for her political machinations. She's an ice cold Machiavellian sort.

Even her daughter, apparently, is just a tool.

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2008, 06:17:27 AM »
If Chelsea Clinton were a teenager or pre-teen on the campaign trail  this would be an issue, but she is no longer an underage child, she is an adult that's pushing 30 years old.

I see nothing wrong or unseemly with an adult working on a parent's political campaign . . . the campaign appearances are questionable, but that's a political issue unrelated to Chelsea being the candidate's adult daughter.

(I see a great deal - a VERY great deal - wrong with her mother. On many levels.)
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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2008, 06:42:24 AM »
Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?

After eight years of Mom, would Chelsea be old enough to run?
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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2008, 06:52:35 AM »
No.  IIRC, you have to be 45.  She's younger than me and I won't be 45 after 8 years of her mom.

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2008, 06:53:24 AM »
It's 35.

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2008, 07:07:47 AM »
Avenger is right.  Dunno where I got the 45 number from.  So, yes, this could be a start to her own political aspirations.

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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2008, 07:48:41 AM »
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Chelsea's been working pretty hard for her mother's campaign.  I wonder why?  What's in it for Chelsea?

If your father/mother/significant other was running for President, wouldn't you chip in and help?

Only if I agreed with thier platform.
And then, I would punch someone who grabbed my ass.  And I'd be offended that nobody was asking me serious questions.  I'd have left when they talked about my hair, or told me "gays love you".  Not that I am offended by it, but I'd not be interested in pandering to a special interest group.  I'd rather represent said father/mother/so by being able to intelligently answer serious questions about thier positions and platform.  What Chelsea is doing is pandering to the lowest common denominator....
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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2008, 07:56:36 AM »
What Chelsea is doing is pandering to the lowest common denominator....
Hey, that's the BASE of the Democratic Party you're writing about!!!
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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2008, 08:40:17 AM »
How is this different from begging for votes on university campi, gun shows, and expensive dinners?

Because at "university campi, gun shows, and expensive dinners" it is not considered socially acceptable to grab an unwilling* gal's ass and crow about it to the media.

She is going into the social gutter to stir up votes for her mom.  What's next, the American ex-pat NAMBLA convention in Thailand to drum up early mail-in ballots?


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Re: How to Pimp Chelsea, Episode II (or III)
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2008, 09:19:50 AM »
So you don't think the grabbing her ass part could've been a joke?  You can see that exact same behavior at just about any university in the US.

"Social gutter" is a gun show to many, many people.

Then you take the oh so logical step from gay bar to NAMBLA...nice.