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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2008, 07:18:01 PM »
There's always the Simplicity Sex Manual:

"Fold tab A into slot B. Repeat as necessary"

Hope that wasn't too complex for ya, fistful! Tongue
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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2008, 07:20:27 PM »
Not quite simple enough, no.  You're supposed to FOLD tab A?   shocked 
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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2008, 07:54:14 PM »
Oh, I'm sorry.. didn't realize yours wasn't long enough to fold... Tongue

 Of course, Spoon would be telling me that it's not the length, but the width...
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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2008, 09:05:37 PM »
"May be skinny but at least it's short."
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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2008, 01:17:10 AM »
The Kama Sutra is just a book for the unimaginative....

....I've never had to read it..... Wink
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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #30 on: May 02, 2008, 03:38:07 AM »
Quote from: seeker_two on May 02, 2008, 12:17:10 AM
The Kama Sutra is just a book for the unimaginative....

....I've never had to read it..... Wink

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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2008, 12:09:50 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on May 02, 2008, 02:38:07 AM
Quote from: seeker_two on May 02, 2008, 12:17:10 AM
The Kama Sutra is just a book for the unimaginative....

....I've never had to read it..... Wink

Pictures are a wonderful thing. cheesy

Really? I just read the articles.....  angel
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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #32 on: May 02, 2008, 02:57:48 PM »
Strings, ur doin it wrong.

DO NOT BEND, FOLD, SPINDLE OR MUTILATE. 

I don't know what a spindle is, but all sound equally painful. 
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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2008, 03:25:41 PM »
Folding Tab A hurts.  A lot.   shocked
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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2008, 03:38:25 PM »
Quote from: Strings on May 01, 2008, 06:54:14 PM
Oh, I'm sorry.. didn't realize yours wasn't long enough to fold... Tongue

 Of course, Spoon would be telling me that it's not the length, but the width...

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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2008, 08:53:44 AM »
Quote from: fistful on May 02, 2008, 01:57:48 PM
Strings, ur doin it wrong.

DO NOT BEND, FOLD, SPINDLE OR MUTILATE. 

I don't know what a spindle is, but all sound equally painful. 

The spindle is that upside down nail-like thingy that paper pushers slap small bits of paper on.  So, yes, it would hurt.  A lot. There might even be a loss of body fluids.
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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2008, 09:02:15 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on May 03, 2008, 07:53:44 AM
Quote from: fistful on May 02, 2008, 01:57:48 PM
Strings, ur doin it wrong.

DO NOT BEND, FOLD, SPINDLE OR MUTILATE. 

I don't know what a spindle is, but all sound equally painful. 

The spindle is that upside down nail-like thingy that paper pushers slap small bits of paper on.  So, yes, it would hurt.  A lot. There might even be a loss of precious body fluids.

Fixed it for ya.
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Re: The Kama Sutra
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2008, 12:53:50 PM »
I KNEW Strings was a Commie.   angry
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