Author Topic: the, um, five rules of gun safety  (Read 1789 times)

30 cal slob

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the, um, five rules of gun safety
« on: May 05, 2008, 05:35:54 AM »
from the official PWS operator's manual. 

See rule #4.



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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2008, 06:01:25 AM »
Who are they to judge me for what I do in the privacy of my home?   angry
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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2008, 06:03:14 AM »
i guess this begs the question ...

what lube for ...  shocked

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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2008, 06:33:25 AM »
Well, that just makes me want to do it MORE!!!
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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2008, 06:43:19 AM »
Probably voids any warranty, too...
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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2008, 06:49:18 AM »
....WHO the bleedin' frak would insert a firearm into themselves?


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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2008, 07:12:04 AM »
What round for constipation?
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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2008, 07:19:32 AM »
*blink*

BWAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHAHA......

Great, now co-workers are looking at me funny...

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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2008, 08:35:50 AM »
I have only one rule of gun safety.

Don't be an ahole.

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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2008, 08:47:40 AM »
You could also follow that rule on the forum, Mike.  Tongue
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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2008, 09:06:48 AM »
Nah.

I support your right to be an ahole here.
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Re: the, um, five rules of gun safety
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2008, 09:21:49 AM »
Saw that one coming.  Went for it anyway.  It was worth it.   smiley
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