Being green annoys the Eco-Nazis

[grislyatoms]

I wonder if Enviro-Weenies would burn better than the slabwood I'm using now.

They burn just fine, you just gotta watch out for the patchouli stench. It'll run you right out of the house!

[grislyatoms]

But they just want you to buy some Ponzi carbon credits!

Ahh, I see.

"I threw my money away on this nebulous scheme so you should, too..."

Still seems to be a self-righteous element there, too, though.

[The Annoyed Man]

I wonder if Enviro-Weenies would burn better than the slabwood I'm using now.

Better solution: Make Soylent Green out of them. Not that I would eat them that it anyway, made of enviro-commies or not, but we would get rid of them.

[RocketMan]

I wonder if Enviro-Weenies would burn better than the slabwood I'm using now.

Better solution: Make Soylent Green out of them. Not that I would eat them that it anyway, made of enviro-commies or not, but we would get rid of them.

Hey, Soylent Greenies!  I coined a new term.

We can donate the Soylent Greenies to the starving masses in various Third World pits.  That way, we can reduce world hunger, and at the same time, further assuage our feelings of Liberal White Guilt.

[The Annoyed Man]

I wonder if Enviro-Weenies would burn better than the slabwood I'm using now.

Better solution: Make Soylent Green out of them. Not that I would eat them that it anyway, made of enviro-commies or not, but we would get rid of them.

Hey, Soylent Greenies!  I coined a new term.

We can donate the Soylent Greenies to the starving masses in various Third World pits.  That way, we can reduce world hunger, and at the same time, further assuage our feelings of Liberal White Guilt.

Let's give it to the junta of Myanmar Burma. Tell them it's a delicacy. They'll keep that for themselves.

[Perd Hapley]

further assuage our feelings of Liberal White Guilt. 

People burdened by White Guilt should just blame me. 


This calculator could be a very useful tool in identifying godless commies.  Anything under a ten, and you're an obvious communist.  And right now I'm looking at you, Sindawe.   

[Bigjake]

further assuage our feelings of Liberal White Guilt. 

People burdened by White Guilt should just blame me. 


This calculator could be a very useful tool in identifying godless commies.  Anything under a ten, and you're an obvious communist.  And right now I'm looking at you, Sindawe.   

No, that makes him a Pagan Commie 


Soylent Greenies sounds like some kind of twisted breakfast cereal.

I wonder if Enviro-Weenies would burn better than the slabwood I'm using now.

They burn just fine, you just gotta watch out for the patchouli stench. It'll run you right out of the house!

Didn't think of that..... still, it would be "green" energy right?  thats how they want it, and we kill 2 birds with one shot.

[Sindawe]

This calculator could be a very useful tool in identifying godless commies.  Anything under a ten, and you're an obvious communist.  And right now I'm looking at you, Sindawe.

So I'm a communist because rather than spending my hard earned money on gasoline for a huge SUV and heating/cooling/lighting a 3500+ sq. foot mansion for myself and the cats, I live in a modest condo, drive a fuel efficient car and spend my earnings on stuff that REALLY matters like guns, ammo, cats, computers, booze and porn?

You really are a sad little man fistful.  No wonder everybody hates you and blames you for all the evils of the world. : neener :

[Art Eatman]

http://wondermark.com/d/404.html

[Bigjake]

This calculator could be a very useful tool in identifying godless commies.  Anything under a ten, and you're an obvious communist.  And right now I'm looking at you, Sindawe.

So I'm a communist because rather than spending my hard earned money on gasoline for a huge SUV and heating/cooling/lighting a 3500+ sq. foot mansion for myself and the cats, I live in a modest condo, drive a fuel efficient car and spend my earnings on stuff that REALLY matters like guns, ammo, cats, computers, booze and porn?

Take away the miserable cats and add a pickup truck, and I could adopt that as a mission statement.....

[Silver Bullet]

Hi-larious link, Art.   

[Perd Hapley]

This calculator could be a very useful tool in identifying godless commies.  Anything under a ten, and you're an obvious communist.  And right now I'm looking at you, Sindawe.

So I'm a communist because rather than spending my hard earned money on gasoline for a huge SUV and heating/cooling/lighting a 3500+ sq. foot mansion for myself and the cats, I live in a modest condo, drive a fuel efficient car and spend my earnings on stuff that REALLY matters like guns, ammo, cats, computers, booze and porn?

You really are a sad little man fistful.  No wonder everybody hates you and blames you for all the evils of the world. : neener :

No, it is YOU who should be neenered!  Neenered because you are a commie!  Commie! 

But just go club some baby seals, and I think we can all be friends again. 

[HankB]

I also learned that I could offset my evil capitalistic consumerist lifestyle by planting six trees in Kenya, planting six trees in another "approved" country of my choice, or contributing toward "VCS verified carbon reduction projects around the world which reduce carbon emissions through the displacement of fossil fuels through clean / renewable energy generation."

Bingo - the purpose is to transfer YOUR $$$ to turd world dungheaps. Unless only trees in "approved" nations absorb CO2, planting six trees anywhere would be a good offset . . . and common sense would suggest the closer to the source, the better, so as to absorb the CO2 faster.

[BlueStarLizzard]

ok they could at least try to hide there profit mongering. its a .com and they have a store. they're not even trying anymore. its sad.

oh, yeah. i was a little over 15. but i couldn't get the second car in the list (it loaded screwy). the only reson is 'cause i poor. if i had more money i could get a much bigger footprint.

its funny how being green (in the eyes of the envro weenies) and how being not green, is both expensive.

things not counted, which i'm sure add up.
dogs, we have three.
cats, thats three more.
magizines, books and newspapers (me and dad are junkys of the written word)
ciggerettes. yep, bet that would have gotten us slamed.
not to mention my tolietries. my one splerg is fancy shampoos and conditioners and soaps and lotions. i like to smell pretty.  not to mention dad. he uses so much of that Axe body spray in the morning that i can taste it in the air all the way out in the living room. 

and what they hell does planting trees in kenya do? isn't kenya in a drought. won't the trees just die?

[Boomhauer]

62 tons.

 

Our freakin secondary footprint alone is 18 tons!

[AZRedhawk44]

I was 20.5 tons.  Or was it tonnes?  Probably tonnes.  They are commies, after all.  I don't remember... I tried to scrub my brain after diving in there and I think I came out okay.  If not, I'll dump the remaining contaminants into Fistful's PM box.  It was his fault anyways.

I'm envious of all you guys with your neat toys taking you to 30, 40 and 60 tons.

I need more toys.  Heck, my Dodge Ram 1500 2WD 4.7L was half my foot print.  Sounds like I need to augment it with a weekend cruiser running a 5.7L hemi and 4WD.  And I don't even have a motorcycle.  An entire page to fill out in the future!  I'm excited at what I have to look forward to.

[wmenorr67]

Sindawe lose the cats and you could be on to something.

[BridgeRunner]

I was trying hard not to think about cats and porn.  Please tell those aren't at the same time, alright?

[wmenorr67]

Whatever floats your boat BW.

[BridgeRunner]

Whatever floats your boat BW.

So many obscene comments come to mind, and all of them would get me booted :-/

I was just thinking of Sindawe, or rather trying not to...

[wmenorr67]

Could always PM them.

[Sindawe]

Take away the miserable cats...Sindawe lose the cats...

Whats the matter with you guys?  Is your sense of masculinity so weak as to be challenged by a small furry animal that has daggers for teeth and knives in its feet?

Think what you will, but at least cats have enough sense to not eat scat.  Unlike another popular household pet I can think of. 

But just go club some baby seals..

Sorry fistful, it is my belief that baby seals have no place in clubs.

I was trying hard not to think about cats and porn.  Please tell those aren't at the same time, alright?

Nope, no Furry here.  Even if female felinoids are sometimes quite fetching, I don't think that would qualify as rishathra.

[wmenorr67]

I have known a cat or two to eat its own scat.

I don't have a fear of cats, just don't like them.

[LAK]

Probably. I think the greenies won't be satisfied until their advanced socialism has reduced everyone to stark poverty (except the environmentalist leaders, of course  they get to live in 10,000 square foot homes they tell us are "green").

This is what is behind trendy green; another ball and chain for the middle class, to help them along into the grovelling class. Green, independent, and prospering does not fit in with the socialist trendy green agenda. Unless you are one of the lieutenants, managers, change agents, conducting a funded never-ending "wolf study", etc. It's OK for them.

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[Perd Hapley]

Whats the matter with you guys?  Is your sense of masculinity so weak as to be challenged by a small furry animal that has daggers for teeth and knives in its feet?

So, does it make you feel manly to be scratched?     Is your masculinity so weak as to be challenged by an animal that's so much cuter than a cat? 

Think what you will, but at least cats have enough sense to not eat scat.  Unlike another popular household pet I can think of. 

  My dog don't eat scat, nor drink from the toilet.  Our cat eats and drinks anything and everything.  Lost some good phone chargers that way.