Haven't you heard? President Obama is going to unite everyone; from the typical white people, to the enlightened modern progressives, to the bitter xenophobes still clinging to their guns and religion.
"How?" you ask?
Shut up!
That's right, through the power hope and change, the most progressive Senator in the last 40 years will make everyone equal, subsidize everything you want (not guns), lower taxes for everyone except those rich aholes with nice suits and big houses (politicians excluded), talk terrorists out of attacking us(until they do), reduce the national debt, stop Big Oil from making a profit, and reverse Global war. . . umm Climate Changetm, and you're all going to like it!! (or else)
Still have doubts? Just go to barackobama.com and someone will be along shortly to assist you. They'll be the ones in blue helmets.
This message was paid for by Barack Obama for president. Not associated with freedom, fiscal responsibility, US autonomy, or reality. Void wherever the hell I say so