Things White People Like

[K Frame]

Now Wonder Bread?

That's just satanic.

[charby]

Now Wonder Bread?

That's just satanic.

We don't eat much bread in Casa de la Charby so we buy bread that lasts the longest on the counter. Stuff is still fresh 10 days after the expiration date. I'd rather eat other types of bread but most of starts to mold a couple days after the sell date which 3-4 days after the day I buy it.

I wish some bread companies would make half loaves.

[K Frame]

Dude, Twinkees and Wonder Bread are made from the same alien spooge. It will NEVER go stale.

[BridgeRunner]

Pepperidge Farms sells half loaves of some varieties.  Not sure of everything they sell that way, but the Rye we get comes in a half loaf.

[wmenorr67]

I wish some bread companies would make half loaves.

Try a bakery.

[Manedwolf]

I use a bread machine, just because I know what's going into the bread.

If you want a halfloaf-size, there's a smaller version of the Zojirushi bread maker that makes a smaller square loaf.

They're really easy to use, too. Just add water, then dry ingredients, then yeast, push start, come back three hours later and there's bread. Costs about 60 cents per loaf.

[K Frame]

I agree, a bread machine is a great thing.

For over 5 years I made ALL of my own bread.

The only reason I really stopped is because I used my bread machine so hard it wore out.

[Manedwolf]

I agree, a bread machine is a great thing.

For over 5 years I made ALL of my own bread.

The only reason I really stopped is because I used my bread machine so hard it wore out.

If you want another, the Zojirushi X20 is made like a piece of commercial equipment. The thing throws the doughball back and forth and around inside, really powerful double motors.

[K Frame]

I actually bought a Kitchenaide stand mixer. I'm not eating nearly as much bread now days, and the bread that I do eat tends to be whole grain and a lot higher in fiber, so I tend to just buy it now.

[charby]

I wish some bread companies would make half loaves.

Try a bakery.

Don't have that option here except in a couple grocery stores. My wife also has the palate of a Panda, so White Bread or Wheat Bread is the extent of her likings of bread. She refuses to eat left overs and the same thing more than once in a week.

[K Frame]

"She refuses to eat left overs and the same thing more than once in a week."

They have ways of treating that now days!

It's called repeated slapping.

Honey, I love you, but by God I know what turns Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist! 

[seeker_two]

Now Wonder Bread?

That's just satanic.

We don't eat much bread in Casa de la Charby so we buy bread that lasts the longest on the counter. Stuff is still fresh 10 days after the expiration date. I'd rather eat other types of bread but most of starts to mold a couple days after the sell date which 3-4 days after the day I buy it.

I wish some bread companies would make half loaves.

In my dirt-poor days (now I'm just real poor), I used to buy bread from the day-old bread stores and freeze it. Then I'd just pull out what I needed for the day or week and thaw it out. Properly wrapped, bread will stay good in a freezer for weeks....

And, if I wanted egg & oil on a sandwich, I'd make a fried egg and cheese sandwich....with mustard. 

[seeker_two]

They have ways of treating that now days!

It's called repeated slapping.

Honey, I love you, but by God I know what turns Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist! 

Oh.....this could be taken so wrong in so many different ways..... 

[charby]

"She refuses to eat left overs and the same thing more than once in a week."

They have ways of treating that now days!

It's called repeated slapping.

Honey, I love you, but by God I know what turns Mr. Hand into Mr. Fist! 

But I still want to own my guns when she files for divorce.

[BlueStarLizzard]

Spam, american cheese, and miracle whip on white bread.

MMMMMmmmmm....   

Brad

i just puked on my keyboard. desgusting. please pass the mustard, virginia ham and some good sharp chedder cheese.

[Manedwolf]

Spam, american cheese, and miracle whip on white bread.

MMMMMmmmmm....   

Brad

i just puked on my keyboard. desgusting. please pass the mustard, virginia ham and some good sharp chedder cheese.

Cumin-rubbed roast pork, ham, swiss cheese, sliced pickles and a spiced sauce on Cuban bread, grilled in a press.

[Brad Johnson]

Spam, american cheese, and miracle whip on white bread.

MMMMMmmmmm....   

Brad

i just puked on my keyboard. desgusting. please pass the mustard, virginia ham and some good sharp chedder cheese.

Well, you could always toast it.  Brings out the flavor in the SPAM.

Brad

[BlueStarLizzard]

Spam, american cheese, and miracle whip on white bread.

MMMMMmmmmm....   

Brad

i just puked on my keyboard. desgusting. please pass the mustard, virginia ham and some good sharp chedder cheese.

Cumin-rubbed roast pork, ham, swiss cheese, sliced pickles and a spiced sauce on Cuban bread, grilled in a press.

your a bit of a food snob, arn't you?

 

brad, i am going to the fridge, getting my miny pint of Ben & Jerrys Cookie Dough and then i am gonna ignore you till my taste buds have recovered from your assult.

[Perd Hapley]

I'm sitting over here with some popcorn enjoying the bickering over mayo vs. Miracle Whip.

If you've seen Undercover Brother, you know where I stand.

Why eat popcorn, when you can get a six-piece Nappy Meal from the General?  Comes with a forty-ounce Malt Liquor.   


That movie is way under-rated.

[Manedwolf]

Spam, american cheese, and miracle whip on white bread.

MMMMMmmmmm....   

Brad

i just puked on my keyboard. desgusting. please pass the mustard, virginia ham and some good sharp chedder cheese.

Cumin-rubbed roast pork, ham, swiss cheese, sliced pickles and a spiced sauce on Cuban bread, grilled in a press.

your a bit of a food snob, arn't you?

 

brad, i am going to the fridge, getting my miny pint of Ben & Jerrys Cookie Dough and then i am gonna ignore you till my taste buds have recovered from your assult.

Food snob? Hell, you could get those at every walkup window in Little Havana, no matter how grungy. They're the Cuban equivalent of a taco. Everyplace has them.

That, with a cold IronBeer soda or a malta, or a Cuban coffee... heavenly.

[Brad Johnson]

brad, i am going to the fridge, getting my miny pint of Ben & Jerrys Cookie Dough and then i am gonna ignore you till my taste buds have recovered from your assult.

I wonder if Ben & Jerry's makes a SPAM & american cheese ice cream?

Brad

[Scout26]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

[wmenorr67]

brad, i am going to the fridge, getting my miny pint of Ben & Jerrys Cookie Dough and then i am gonna ignore you till my taste buds have recovered from your assult.

I wonder if Ben & Jerry's makes a SPAM & american cheese ice cream?

Brad

Betcha they would try if someone sent them the idea.

[erictank]

I'm sitting over here with some popcorn enjoying the bickering over mayo vs. Miracle Whip.

If you've seen Undercover Brother, you know where I stand.

Why eat popcorn, when you can get a six-piece Nappy Meal from the General?  Comes with a forty-ounce Malt Liquor.   


That movie is way under-rated.

Whoa - three people in one place who admit to liking that movie?!?

I don't like most of what I've seen with Eddie Griffin (or Chris Kattan) in it - but 'Undercover Brother' was freakin' HILARIOUS. 

[seeker_two]

I'm sitting over here with some popcorn enjoying the bickering over mayo vs. Miracle Whip.

If you've seen Undercover Brother, you know where I stand.

Why eat popcorn, when you can get a six-piece Nappy Meal from the General?  Comes with a forty-ounce Malt Liquor.   


That movie is way under-rated.

Whoa - three people in one place who admit to liking that movie?!?

I don't like most of what I've seen with Eddie Griffin (or Chris Kattan) in it - but 'Undercover Brother' was freakin' HILARIOUS. 

Count me as Smart Brother #4..... 

"Mess wit' da 'fro....you got ta GO....."

"SOLID"