An exciting day in Bozeman, MT!!!!

[Jamisjockey]

The Bozeman Police Department reports for Monday included the following:


* Police found a man who did not have a belt and had a hard time keeping his pants up in the median near the Seventh Avenue exit of Interstate 90 around 8 a.m.

* A man walking on Evergreen Drive was stopped at 8:16 a.m. because his pants were falling off.

* Two officers were sprayed by a skunk as they released it from a rabbit trap on Chambers Drive at 9:54 a.m.

* A man reported that a mattress he bought at a yard sale but decided he didnt want was thrown into his front yard on West Peach Street at 2:40 p.m. by the man from whom he purchased it.

* A woman reportedly in her 50s flipped off and cursed at officers when they tried to help her at 8:48 p.m. She was wandering around in traffic on East Peach Street talking into a mirror.

http://bozemandailychronicle.com/police_reports/

 
 
 

[Iain]

Today I saw an elderly lady queuing for the bus, apparently relatively sane and not drooling, wearing a pair of green tartan mans' pyjamas.

[Grandpa Shooter]

http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=19863584&BRD=2264&PAG=461&dept_id=581905&rfi=6

Here is a link to the police blotter of the closest city to where I am, 40 miles away.  We had a real crime wave that day.

[vaskidmark]

http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=19863584&BRD=2264&PAG=461&dept_id=581905&rfi=6

Here is a link to the police blotter of the closest city to where I am, 40 miles away.  We had a real crime wave that day.

This link leads to an obviously fake site - one that is pretending to be an on-line edition of a newspaper.

How, you ask, can I tell?  I could read and understand each and every article; I could differentiate victim from perpetrator, cop from crook, and even understand what was done to warrant the attention of the police in the first place.

Even more evidence that the site is a fake can be had by clicking the tabs for other "sections" of the "newspaper."  There were no articles I could not understand.  There was nothing reported that required a long and intimate aquaintenceship with the locality and its citizens before comprehending the background and import of the matter.  Even the classified advertising was coherent.

I suggest we report Grandpa Shooter for False Practices and False Practices and Schemes. 

stay safe.

skidmark

[Grandpa Shooter]

See what can happen when you live in a free state where people are treated with courtesy and respect, even if they did do something stupid.  Compare that to the Kommunist states and you can easily see why I live here.

[Tallpine]

I always get a kick out how our "local" paper reports that deputies responded to a complaint about "baking dogs" 

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