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wmenorr67
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He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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July 25, 2008, 04:38:57 AM »
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/gerard_baker/article4392846.ece
The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers
Rather funny.
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There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.
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MicroBalrog
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Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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July 25, 2008, 04:43:14 AM »
And he has a five-point advantage.
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Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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July 25, 2008, 05:12:45 AM »
That was great!
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July 25, 2008, 05:26:45 AM »
with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
I....just...snorted....coffee.....out...my....nose.....aaaaccckkkk!
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I spent a week in that town one night....
Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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July 25, 2008, 09:38:57 AM »
wmenorr67 did you get to see/touch/be inbued by the presence of the Annointed One while he was there ??
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wmenorr67
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Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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July 25, 2008, 07:21:24 PM »
No, he didn't get out to see us minons.
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There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Bacon is the candy bar of meats!
Only the dead have seen the end of
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RevDisk
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Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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Quote from: wmenorr67 on July 25, 2008, 06:21:24 PM
No, he didn't get out to see us minons.
Tsk, tsk. A proper serf would be proud to be ignored by the Enlightened One.
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Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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Quote from: wmenorr67 on July 25, 2008, 06:21:24 PM
No, he didn't get out to see us minons.
Well, did they at least have him touch some cloths that you could use to cure leprosy?
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wmenorr67
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July 25, 2008, 07:53:31 PM »
He went straight from BIAP to the IZ for meetings there.
Didn't even know he was in town until I saw it on the internet. Then I logged on to one of my computers and watched as the UAV's followed his convoy.
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There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Bacon is the candy bar of meats!
Only the dead have seen the end of
war!
Hawkmoon
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Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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July 28, 2008, 03:44:25 PM »
Where did all this "Messiah" stuff come from?
Man, all these years I've been thinking Bill Gates was the anti-Christ ...
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Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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July 28, 2008, 03:55:30 PM »
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Where did all this "Messiah" stuff come from?
Not sure if it was the very first reference, but Boortz has been using it for a while now.
http://boortz.com/nuze/index.html
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Quote from: wmenorr67 on July 25, 2008, 06:53:31 PM
Didn't even know he was in town until I saw it on the internet. Then I logged on to one of my computers and watched as the UAV's followed his convoy.
I wish I had your self-control.....I'd have been looking for the "Fire" or "Kamakaze" buttons...
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Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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July 29, 2008, 03:59:49 AM »
http://www.order-order.com/2008/07/first-poll-shows-obama-hit-by-jonah.html
edit: be warned, above link contains profanity and british wit.
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Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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July 29, 2008, 05:36:06 AM »
I enjoyed the witty comments of our British brethren. Example:
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Obama set off on the sort of tour JFK and others took after getting elected. Americans like ambition, but they don't like arrogance.
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Re: He ventured forth to bring light to the world
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July 29, 2008, 05:51:19 AM »
Quote from: agricola on July 29, 2008, 02:59:49 AM
http://www.order-order.com/2008/07/first-poll-shows-obama-hit-by-jonah.html
edit: be warned, above link contains profanity and british wit.
I enjoy scathing Brit witticism.
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