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wmenorr67

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Army Intel sayings
« on: July 25, 2008, 08:30:27 PM »
Inspired by this comment here. 
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The motto of the Military Intelligence is "Intel - We risk YOUR fourth point of contact, not our's."


Know the relationship between  2 Dixie Cups, JFK, and Astroglide?
We do.
Thats why were Intel.
S2.
Making Sense of a Crazy World.

Do you ever wonder whos the puppet and whos the master?
We dont.

S-2
We Bet Your Life On It.

Army of One, my ass. Were Better Than You.
S2

Did you ever wonder who pissed in your Cheerios?
Thatd be us.
          -the S2

S2.
Get a Clearance; Lose your life.

What we see from our tower is for us to know, and you to find out.
S2





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There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

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Re: Army Intel sayings
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2008, 05:29:38 AM »
At the risk of causing the earth to stop spinning because of the groans -

Army Intelligence is an oxymoron only slightly less so than Criminal Justice.

The Marines have a much better system: send Recon to tell us what's out there, then everybody else goes to kill it.  S-2 comes up later to see if it was what Recon said it was.

stay safe.

skidmark

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If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

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Re: Army Intel sayings
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2008, 05:32:29 AM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on July 26, 2008, 04:29:38 AM
At the risk of causing the earth to stop spinning because of the groans -

Army Intelligence is an oxymoron only slightly less so that Criminal Justice.

The Marines have a much better system: send Recon to tell us what's out there, then everybody else goes to kill it.  S-2 comes up later to see if it was what Recon said it was.

stay safe.

skidmark

It is supposed to work that way in the Army also.  Sometimes better than others though.
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There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

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Re: Army Intel sayings
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2008, 03:25:07 PM »
S2 (Or S3 on a bad day):
Writing the check infantry has to cash.
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