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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2008, 05:05:03 AM »
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2008, 11:05:45 AM »
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and why didn't they have cool crap like that when i was a kid.

When I was a kid we had this neat stuff called "dirt" to play with.

We would build roads and castles and whole little cities out of it.

Not to mention you could take a wad of it and throw it, and it would "explode" on impact.   cool
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2008, 02:18:50 PM »
I remember living on a dirt road; the clods from after they grated the road were awesome! Dirt grenades ftw!
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2008, 02:41:14 PM »
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and why didn't they have cool crap like that when i was a kid.

When I was a kid we had this neat stuff called "dirt" to play with.

We would build roads and castles and whole little cities out of it.

Not to mention you could take a wad of it and throw it, and it would "explode" on impact.   cool


yeah yeah yeah, and you rode dinosourse to school, and you loved it. whatever.

i want nifty toys. best happy meal toy (and this was about 2 years ago) was a my little pony with her own little stall. she sits and watches me type.
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2008, 06:27:41 PM »
We were too poor to have dirt to play with, we would dream of the day when we could afford dirt.   rolleyes
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #30 on: July 29, 2008, 01:04:09 AM »
We were too poor to have dirt to play with, we would dream of the day when we could afford dirt.   rolleyes

We had dirt.....but my mom made us wash it before we could play with it.....ever try to give dirt a bath?.....
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #31 on: July 29, 2008, 06:13:10 AM »
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I don't think they're offering those around here now.  I ate at McD's with my family the other day.  Both me and Abby got happy meals and neither one had the spy toys.  I got a transformer, she got some bobblehead thing.

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1) In a previous life were you guys husband and wife?

OR

2)  Are you guys actually brothers?

Either one of those would explain a lot Cheesy
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2008, 06:15:49 AM »
They are neither as far as I know.  Just two guys that hang out together.  One single the other married with a daughter, Abby, that likes to beat up Mike.
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2008, 06:20:21 AM »
They are neither as far as I know.  Just two guys that hang out together.  One single the other married with a daughter, Abby, that likes to beat up Mike.

Maybe they were supposed to be brothers but just happened to be born to different mothers  smiley
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2008, 06:21:41 AM »
1) In a previous life were you guys husband and wife?

Not only no, but hell no!

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2)  Are you guys actually brothers?

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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #35 on: July 29, 2008, 09:06:10 AM »
If we were, he was definitely the wife.

While I have the body and hair of Danny DeVito (as well as the Louis DePalma personality), Mtnbkr has NOTHING, I repeat NOTHING of Ahhhnold. In fact, he could be the anti-Ahhhnold. Cheesy


It's simply a case of I know the guy, and I like to give him a hard time.
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #36 on: July 29, 2008, 09:52:10 AM »
If we were, he was definitely the wife.

While I have the body and hair of Danny DeVito (as well as the Louis DePalma personality), Mtnbkr has NOTHING, I repeat NOTHING of Ahhhnold. In fact, he could be the anti-Ahhhnold. Cheesy


It's simply a case of I know the guy, and I like to give him a hard time.

and then he gets abby to beat you up.
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #37 on: July 29, 2008, 11:29:38 AM »
If we were, he was definitely the wife.
Ouch

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While I have the body and hair of Danny DeVito (as well as the Louis DePalma personality), Mtnbkr has NOTHING, I repeat NOTHING of Ahhhnold. In fact, he could be the anti-Ahhhnold. Cheesy
Self deprecating too I see.

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It's simply a case of I know the guy, and I like to give him a hard time.

Yeah, I figured that, but...where is the fun in that. 

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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #38 on: July 29, 2008, 04:00:32 PM »
If we were, he was definitely the wife.


If that's the case, you must have been extremely wealthy.....'cause I can't figure any other way it could have happened....
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Re: Happy Meal Toy Could Be Mistaken For Weapon
« Reply #39 on: July 29, 2008, 08:17:06 PM »
"If that's the case, you must have been extremely wealthy.....'cause I can't figure any other way it could have happened...."

Simple.

In that life he didn't have any standards.

Not much different than in this life, really.  laugh
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