Author Topic: New Nailgun By Dewalt  (Read 825 times)

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New Nailgun By Dewalt
« on: August 02, 2008, 04:24:34 AM »
Now you don't have to leave the porch to build that wood fence.  Just send the wife out to hold up the boards.
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Re: New Nailgun By Dewalt
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2008, 08:45:53 AM »
Now, that is funny.  I wonder what the wife would say if I pulled that thing out of my tool box?
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