El T,
Southern Gentleman Reporting sir...
Kirt...umm...Kirt, nope not a southern thang. I mean we use "tump" and "saucered & blowed" - now the un-edumacated think them are something..."dirty" - usually folks from "not from around these parts" like Hollywood.
I'd blame the Hollywood Folks if I were you, probably one of them critters too good to live in the States anymore and done moved off to France or somesuch place.
Now there was that time up in Canada, I heard a word sorta like "kirt". One of them Ranger fellows we checked in with every 3 days or so while out canoeing , portaging and stuff. Oh yeah he said "Yooze guyz dun't get kirt", he was eating a smores at the time, I figured he meant "hurt", took another couple of years to figure out what a "yooze" is. Sure was not in my Bedford Forrest Southern Dictionary for sure...
Maybe the person was eating a smores when they were doing the mailing dealie....
I could be wrong tho'...I mean I kinda stayed confused as to what my name was... I actually thought my name was
Hellfire sometimes, other times I thought it was
Damnation, Folks always hollering out
Hellfire and Damnation - what are you into now...? Ain't easy growing up in the South, folks pointing your way, looking your way, doing that 'curly-finger-c'mere dealie'...
Hellfire and Damnation - I can't turn my head for one second I made it to Southern Gentleman-hood tho' - somehow- even though I kept getting distracted while trying to learn and figure out stuff...
Why tonight in Lab my instructor hollered out "Hellfire and Damnation" , - I didn't have to look, I knew he was talking to me...well he said to put the Crimp Tool, Fluke Meter and Transmitter back where I got 'em...I got them out of his chair...not my fault he didn't look before sitting down...
Just following directions...
They got Smores in Hollywood???