PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

[41magsnub]

Also, pumping for milk?  Humongous pain in the ass.

Sure, when you do it manually.  But what about in a huge factory, where the machines do all the work for you?  Wouldn't that be great? 

Sure it would.

I'm sure somebody somewhere has a fetish related to just such a scenario....

[K Frame]

I'm hearing some folks would prefer it from the original packaging. 

Adds a whole new dimension to the concept of going to the store for a couple of jugs of milk...

[mtnbkr]

not saying a word about folks who grow their own...   

Chris

[Fly320s]

Also, pumping for milk?  Humongous pain in the ass.

You're doing it wrong.

[Balog]

Fly320's has officially won the internet. Best. Post. Ever.

[Iain]

Fly320's has officially won the internet. Best. Post. Ever.

Seconded

[Fly320s]

Fly320's has officially won the internet. Best. Post. Ever.

Thanks.  Where should I keep it?

[BridgeRunner]

Dude, you cost me a couple points in class tonight.  No funnies when I'm sneaking a peek at APS in class.

[wmenorr67]

Dude, you cost me a couple points in class tonight.  No funnies when I'm sneaking a peek at APS in class.

Tell them what you were looking at to make you laugh.

[Jamisjockey]

 

Also, pumping for milk?  Humongous pain in the ass.

If it is making your ass hurt, you're probably doing it wrong!


PS:
The number one reason PETA is wrong, and psycotic in this issue?  AIDS
Number two, volume of breast milk.  How in the hell do you get that much breast milk?  I've seen first hand how much one milking from a cow and one from a woman produces....

[Jamisjockey]

Also, pumping for milk?  Humongous pain in the ass.

You're doing it wrong.

*expletive deleted*it.  You beat me to it.   

[LadySmith]

I recently read about how human males can lactate as well. Hmmm...I wonder what flavor that would be.

[Jamisjockey]

I recently read about how human males can lactate as well. Hmmm...I wonder what flavor that would be.

Ew.  Ew Ew ew

[LadySmith]

 

[wmenorr67]

I recently read about how human males can lactate as well. Hmmm...I wonder what flavor that would be.

Ew.  Ew Ew ew

No that would be female sheep.

[Fly320s]

Also, pumping for milk?  Humongous pain in the ass.

You're doing it wrong.

*expletive deleted*it.  You beat me to it.   

You gotta be fast 'round here.  Lots of smart-aleks, you know.

[wmenorr67]

Also, pumping for milk?  Humongous pain in the ass.

You're doing it wrong.

*expletive deleted*it.  You beat me to it.   

You gotta be fast 'round here.  Lots of smart-aleks, you know.

Not us.

[Balog]

Also, pumping for milk?  Humongous pain in the ass.

You're doing it wrong.

*expletive deleted*it.  You beat me to it.   

JJ's taking a scenic tour of the Harbour of Shame aboard the SS Failboat.

[Perd Hapley]

Also, pumping for milk?  Humongous pain in the ass.   

That's funny.  I thought it came from somewhere else.  may b ur doin it rong?

Oh crud.  Skipped a whole page of posts.  I'll go get on the failboat now.

[Balog]

Also, pumping for milk?  Humongous pain in the ass.   

That's funny.  I thought it came from somewhere else.  may b ur doin it rong?

Oh crud.  Skipped a whole page of posts.  I'll go get on the failboat now.

You're the honorary cabin boy on that ship fisty.

Motto: set sail for fail!

[slugcatcher]

Think of the new flavors that would be possible. "Mother's Milk" for starters. 

Mammary Madness
Boobie Bash
Nipplicious
If served with whipped cream on top ----- Second Honeymoon.

I'm done. I promise.

[Racehorse]

I recently read about how human males can lactate as well. Hmmm...I wonder what flavor that would be.

I'm going to go with...vomit. That would definitely be the only thing I would taste.

[Jamisjockey]

Also, pumping for milk?  Humongous pain in the ass.   

That's funny.  I thought it came from somewhere else.  may b ur doin it rong?

Oh crud.  Skipped a whole page of posts.  I'll go get on the failboat now.

You're in great company.....me!
Luckily for you I know which is port and which is starboard....

[lupinus]

Think of the new flavors that would be possible. "Mother's Milk" for starters. 

Mammary Madness
Boobie Bash
Nipplicious
If served with whipped cream on top ----- Second Honeymoon.

I'm done. I promise.

Tit for Tat 

Maybe we should make a separate thread game for the name suggestions and then send it off to Ben and Jerry's

[stevelyn]

Well..............I guess maybe it would depend on who it came from. Putting the donor's picture on the carton couldn't hurt either.