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« on: October 04, 2005, 09:51:08 AM »
HA1 Ha. this little bit of agression is pretty funny, especially happening here in Berkeley- people are so mellow usually, and welll ok-

so i am walking down my street, checking my truck parking (meters, etc) -

a jogger has blocked a driver's car , is SCREaming at him. driver has gotten out.
Jogger is in good shape, but not that big. driver is a Big guy, but a wimpy type. ALso- driver is being very apologetic, he made a poor stop, jogger was probably RUnning theu crosswalk, ok stuff happens.

well i am watching for a bit as i am walking up- too funny, all these housewives driving by keep stopping "is everything ok?"

driving repsonds "oh, its ok, this guy is just real mad"

now as i am passing them, jogger starts heading towrds driver, now yelling threats about "im gonna beat you"

and this is a 40+ hippy looking jogger so im already laughing.

well that's enough, this is my little hood, sorry.

walk right up to jogger- "YOU are NOT going to do aNYTHING but shut up and walk away or get beat into the road and dragged off to jail!"

driver says thanks! jogger says NOTHING, starts to leave.

i say - "look, you messsed up (to driver) - you (to jogger) YELL at him , and go get on with your life. there will be NO fighting.!"

ha ha.

yet another housewife passes. driver: "oh its ok, this guy (jogger) thinks he's a tough guy"

me, a few feet away now - "look i AM a tough guy- BOTH of you need to leave NOW"

ha ha. driver thanks me again, jogger is already gone.

yelling is fun. a fight in the street would have been so stupid.

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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2005, 10:23:28 AM »
You should've let them kick the crap out of each other! It would've been a better laugh, probably would've been a big slap fest.

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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2005, 11:04:22 AM »
You better stay out of other peoples business or you will end up selected out of the population.

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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2005, 11:38:58 AM »
While I do find the story amusing, and I think you did the Right Thing(tm), I would stay out of it next time.  When it's two able-bodied males fighting it out, I usually rip open a bag of popcorn and find myself a cold beer.  No sense in me getting in the middle of something like that.

Obviously the rules are different when it's an able-bodied male and a woman (especially if she's attractive) or a child.

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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2005, 12:20:58 PM »
You should have yelled.. "Kick his ass sea bass!"
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2005, 12:46:07 PM »
I understand that in many situations it is best to mind your own business, but if crime and violence are happening where you live, it IS your business.

 Of course, you should use discretion when intervening; if you see two jackasses in a fist fight, call the cops.

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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2005, 01:08:45 PM »
Video camera.
For entertainment purposes only.

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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2005, 02:19:14 PM »
crt360

+1, Bum fights anyone?

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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2005, 02:38:17 PM »
I'm sorry, but it would've been popcorn and a Coke for me. Eventually, I would've called the cops, to come clean up the mess...

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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2005, 11:03:07 PM »
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I'm sorry, but it would've been popcorn and a Coke for me. Eventually, I would've called the cops, to come clean up the mess...
+1

Mutually consenting idiocy is still the best spectator sport in this country, i wouldnt turn down a free show.

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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2005, 03:07:12 AM »
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Mutually consenting idiocy is still the best spectator sport in this country, i wouldnt turn down a free show.
+1

As long as it's 1 on 1 let 'em go. I've watched a few street / bar fights in my day. I remember "The Karate Kid" my next door neighbor, big Karate guy. Decided one day he was going to pick on this great big tough neighborhood kid for some fun and to prove what a man he was. I watched sitting on the front porch as this kid proceeded to teach him a lesson. I can STILL just about hear the knuckles cracking on his jaw. Where else you gonna find free entertainment like that?

I'll give The Karate Kid one kudo though. He DID take his beating like a man.

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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2005, 06:16:58 AM »
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You better stay out of other peoples business or you will end up selected out of the population.
I get the impression thorn is popo and therefore entitled to be nosy.

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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2005, 08:07:45 AM »
Cops dont talk that way anymore except in the movies. Sounds more like a security guard who is going to lose his job soon.

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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2005, 09:47:36 AM »
Yelling is worthless.

It wastes valuable energy better used in driving a fist into someone's jaw.
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2005, 10:00:52 AM »
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Yelling is worthless.

It wastes valuable energy better used in driving a fist into someone's jaw.
I've heard this before, maybe not put so succinctly though...

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« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2005, 10:44:08 AM »
lifer: why the sour attitude? You can pour a new bowl of Post Toasties...

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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2005, 12:19:22 PM »
I would rather pee in yours.

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« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2005, 12:26:58 PM »
well... at least you recognized the referance... Wink

Still... why the sour attitude? Every post of yours I've seen here seems a bit caustic...

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« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2005, 01:34:26 PM »
Gee, let me think. How about being ganged up on because I am not a member of the conservative good ole boy club and have a different opinion on certain things. And I love the arrogant dripping with superiority narrow-minded reactions to my taking exception to the whole left right idiotic blame game. If I have to have what you consider a good atitude to post here then you better get me banned now.

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« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2005, 04:03:54 PM »
lifer... I am vocally: pro choice, pagan, pro gay marriage, pro drug legalization. The ONLY ways I fit with the consevatives here is that I support freedom. But there ain't nobody ganging up on me...

 You've been here four days, and are already saying people are "ganging up on you". Ever think that your attitude (as shown in the way you say things) might actually have some effect there? Just food for thought...

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« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2005, 05:06:01 AM »
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When it's two able-bodied males fighting it out, I usually rip open a bag of popcorn and find myself a cold beer.  No sense in me getting in the middle of something like that.
Now If it is 2 women I will walk the other way or find some type of cover.
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« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2005, 07:08:11 AM »
>Now If it is 2 women I will walk the other way or find some type of cover<

In a case of two men, just pop the chips and soda. But two women, SELL TICKETS!!! :evil: