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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2008, 12:19:03 PM »
"I'm not really retired anyways."

You get a paycheck?

No?

You're retired!  :laugh:

Or a bum.

Take your pick.  :laugh:
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2008, 12:40:36 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on October 17, 2008, 12:19:03 PM
"I'm not really retired anyways."

You get a paycheck?

No?

You're retired!  :laugh:

Or a bum.

Take your pick.  :laugh:

Mike, I'm disappointed in you, here are some better descriptive terms:
Useless Eater
Drain on Society
Oxygen Waster
Baby Daddy
Housemaid
Manservant
Gold-digger

Feel free to add more !!! =D :laugh: :lol: =D =D


(I guess the only time I'll ever get a ride on the Sugar Momma is to drop me off in deep water wearing cement shoes...... =D :laugh: :lol:)
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2008, 12:54:43 PM »
Crabs gotta eat!
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I prefer to be called boy toy.
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2008, 12:57:34 PM »
baby daddy has a nice ring to it. :D

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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2008, 12:59:41 PM »
I think I'll just call him Joe Gillis.

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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2008, 02:16:50 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on October 17, 2008, 12:40:36 PM
Mike, I'm disappointed in you, here are some better descriptive terms:
Useless Eater
Drain on Society
Oxygen Waster
Baby Daddy
Housemaid
Manservant
Gold-digger

Feel free to add more !!! =D :laugh: :lol: =D =D


You forgot "leech on society"....."leech" is always a good word...
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2008, 02:26:09 PM »
Doesn't anyone understand the significance of Joe Gillis?

'tards!  :rolleyes:
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2008, 02:33:27 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on October 17, 2008, 02:26:09 PM

'tards!  :rolleyes:

Well, duh, we've already established that we're 'tards for being here.  :lol:

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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2008, 02:38:30 PM »
Sunset Boulevard

Haven't seen it in years.
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2008, 02:50:23 PM »
You're partially there.
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #35 on: October 17, 2008, 04:34:16 PM »
Umm, He's a real estate agent in Virginia ??  Granted the houseing market sucks, but I bet Joe Gillis is bustin' his chops trying to sell houses.
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #36 on: October 17, 2008, 04:35:11 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on October 17, 2008, 02:26:09 PM
'tards!  :rolleyes:

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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2008, 07:03:40 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on October 17, 2008, 04:35:11 PM
And you are our King !!!


 =D =D =D =D =D


It's good to be the king.

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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2008, 10:25:39 PM »
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if I did retire, what the hell would I do with myself?

You could write books sharing all your vast knowledge :P
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2008, 08:19:51 AM »
Quote from: Tallpine on October 18, 2008, 10:25:39 PM
You could write books sharing all your vast knowledge :P

....but the illustrations would bite....
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2008, 10:01:10 AM »
"You could write books sharing all your vast knowledge"

You'd have to learn to read, first.
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Re: Politically Incorrect '08 election Tee Shirts
« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2008, 10:53:27 AM »
But he still had to ask the question on how to get rid of floppy disks correctly.
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