I know, let's take the dregs of society, pay them minimally and put them in charge of airport security. Bribes? Why they'd never take a bribe, they're all upstanding American citizens. Everybody knows that!
Just another BS feel good manuver brought to you by your friend, the gov.
I think the next time one of them dirt bags gets nasty with me because I didn't take my damn shoes off (because noone told me I had to) I might just...
Nevermind...
Oh yea, and it's perfectly safe to ship your gun clearly marked "gun" on the outside of the package through FEDEX too.
Their employees don't steal, the clerk at the desk told me so.
I said, "Why don't we just write "steal me" on the package too?"