Concealed, Shmoncealed: Real men carrry THIS!

[Manedwolf]

Okay. I LIKE shoulder rigs, even with full-sized guns. But a rig that passes over the back of your neck, AND carries a brace of Desert Eagles?

The X-harness works much better at distributing weight... and the guns alone ought to get you pretty close to 10 pounds.

Which means you could be carrying a loaded M3A1 Grease Gun instead. Or the more stylish Sterling SMG.

Silverplated Sterling?

That'd be all kinds of punnish wrong...

[Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas]

Silverplated Sterling?

That'd be all kinds of punnish wrong...

"That's not a gun, that's seven pounds o' Sterling."

[BobR]

If I ever carry two guns, the one on the left (port) will be red and the one on the right (starboard) will be green.

Or, do you want to carry them so that when drawn and presented the port will be red and the starboard will be green.Your way they will be on the wrong side when presented, unless you tie a white light to your chest to make people think you are going away. 

bob

[Perd Hapley]

Dude, you just ain't no kinda tactical, 'less you got that Surefire Chest Light. 

[Tallpine]

Or, do you want to carry them so that when drawn and presented the port will be red and the starboard will be green.Your way they will be on the wrong side when presented, unless you tie a white light to your chest to make people think you are going away. 

bob

Well, as long as they don't believe in shooting a man in the stern (-err, I mean - back)   

Though I was thinking more like a pair of single actions worn on the hips.

[Manedwolf]

You want to be a REAL man? Wear two of these.



Yes, it's a .308 pistol.

[Boomhauer]

You want to be a REAL man? Wear two of these.



Yes, it's a .308 pistol.

Feh. Real men carry two of these:



That's the Magnum Research BFR in .45.70 Gov't. Not wimpy little .308 Winchester...that's for women and children...

Chuck Norris carries two of these:



That's a single action 6 shot revolver in .600 Nitro Express.

[Tallpine]

That's the Magnum Research BFR in .45.70 Gov't.

Well, that would sure do the job all right, if you can find a fence post to rest it on. 

[Jamisjockey]

The Deagles can be used as clubs when they run out of ammo.

Chirs

Or Jam.  Or take too long to deploy at close range while you're being bumrushed.

[freedom lover]

You're all wrong. A real man carries two pistols in 50 BMG.

[freakazoid]

That's 50 BMG! 

No, just conceal carry this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZ0HC_GwcY

[freedom lover]

You don't get it. It's the huge shockwave that kills. One in each hand.

Total annihilation.

You use less ammo with a .50, too. 

[BlueStarLizzard]

hate too say it, but if a guy is carrying something that big, he is so compensating for something.

[Gewehr98]

And with that, the thread took a turn for the worst.

Go start another one somewhere, and leave the innuendo out of it, ok?

In the meantime, I've got to get my "jammomatic" Desert Eagle and a batch of 158gr FMJSP loads ready for the late whitetail season, seeing that it's so useless otherwise.  :rolleyes:

(And that's how I compensate for my shortcomings...)