Food Joy!

[Brad Johnson]

Ladies and gentlemen, the world became a better place for me.  I just found out there is...

Spreadable SPAM!!!

Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!

Brad

[Manedwolf]

So it's like when you step in something from the dog, and you scrape it off your shoe on the sidewalk?



The only good suggestion I've heard for how to use spam...is to duct-tape a can of it to a grenade and throw it at the terrorists.

[charby]

So now we have potted meat as SPAM.

[Balog]

I love Armour potted meat. SPAM... never tried in any form....

[charby]

I love Armour potted meat.

I saw that at Walmart when I was grabbing some sardines, what does it taste like?

I do like to eat SPAM.

[makattak]

I love Armour potted meat. SPAM... never tried in any form....

Spam isn't bad.

REALLY high salt content though.

If given the choice, I'd choose it over sardines (UGH) or potted meat (meh) any day.

But if I had to choose canned meat? Give me tuna, thank you.

[Balog]

I saw that at Walmart when I was grabbing some sardines, what does it taste like?

It's almost, but not entirely, unlike anything else I've ever had. I just crack a can open and scoop it out with a saltine. Gotta use the saltine. Cans are like .75c (or were back at the PX where i used to buy em) so grab a can and try it.

[K Frame]

Oohh...

That's just an affront to God, nature, and man.

[Manedwolf]

Sardines are not the worst. You really want to offend people with canned fish?

Kippers. Heated.

The smell will never leave. Ever. You'll need to call in an exorcist.

[Rudy Kohn]

Hmm... Canned meat?  Alright, I'll play:  Hormel dog food corned beef hash.  Tasty, but always reminds me of "Bachelor Chow" featured on Futurama.

I actually use canned chicken to make a mean Sloppy Joe sometimes.  It's pretty good, and is a little less work than ground beef.

[charby]

Sardines are not the worst. You really want to offend people with canned fish?

Kippers. Heated.

The smell will never leave. Ever. You'll need to call in an exorcist.

Kippers rock.. A can of Kippers, some butter crackers and an ice cold beer. Don't get any better than that.

[Manedwolf]

Kippers rock.. A can of Kippers, some butter crackers and an ice cold beer. Don't get any better than that.

Oh, they're fine if heated outside. It's just if you put them in a microwave that vents into the room, you may as well call hazmat.

[K Frame]

"Hormel dog food corned beef hash."

Mtnbkr's wife makes a kick ass hot chip dip with a can of corned beef hash and a jar of cheese dip.

Mtnbkr and I look like cows milling around a frigging salt lick...



And, canned corned beef hash is truly fantastic stuff.

I like taking a big patty, making an indentation in the center, and putting in a couple of eggs.

Drop a teaspoon of water in the hot pan, slap a lid on it, and let the magic of steam poach your eggs.


Hell.

I need to stop at the grocery store on the way home...

[charby]

Oh, they're fine if heated outside. It's just if you put them in a microwave that vents into the room, you may as well call hazmat.

heated? I eat the tasty bastards cold from the tin. Dog licks the tin when I am done. When I used to have a cat, it was his job to clean up the kipper, tuna or sardine tins.

[mtnbkr]

Mtnbkr's wife makes a kick ass hot chip dip with a can of corned beef hash and a jar of cheese dip.

Mtnbkr and I look like cows milling around a frigging salt lick...

Moooooo. :D

Actually, the dip is a montery jack queso dip.

I like taking a big patty, making an indentation in the center, and putting in a couple of eggs.

Drop a teaspoon of water in the hot pan, slap a lid on it, and let the magic of steam poach your eggs.

Very tasty as well.

[lupinus]

corn beef hash is wondrous stuff.

Pancake, layer of hash, pancake.  A breakfast sammich from heaven 

As for spam, great stuff but I need to be in the mood.  The spam lite is actually quite good with (relatively) lower sodium and fat...in other words enough a can here and there wont kill you by 40.  Still tastes pretty darn good too. 

Sliced spam cooked in the pan with minute rice is actually purdy good.

[Rudy Kohn]

I need to stop at the grocery store on the way home...

Yeah, me too, actually.  Now I've got a hankering for some corned beef hash.  And cheese dip.
Mike and mtnbkr, thanks for the suggestion.  I'll look for some kind of Monty Jack dip.

[MillCreek]

If anyone comes up with any sort of recipe for a cheese dip made with corned beef hash, please post it here.  If you could specify the brand/type of hash and the cheese product, all the better.

[Manedwolf]

I got spoiled by corned beef hash from a diner. The canned stuff just doesn't do it.

Theirs actually comes out sizzling and fragrant, crisped at the edges and rich in flavor.

[Brad Johnson]

If anyone comes up with any sort of recipe for a cheese dip made with corned beef hash, please post it here.  If you could specify the brand/type of hash and the cheese product, all the better.

1 block Velveeta
2 cans Rotel
1 can Southwest Pepper Jack condensed soup
1 can corned beef (I suppose you could use hash, though I've never tried) -Brad)
1 t garlic powder
1 T thyme

Combine in microwave safe bowl.  Microwave until melted, stirring occasionally until corned beef is well incorporated.  Serve with corn chips.

Brad

[Zed]

Sardines are not the worst. You really want to offend people with canned fish?

Kippers. Heated.

The smell will never leave. Ever. You'll need to call in an exorcist.

You are Kidding....Right?

Kippers are Great.

Except when you stick a rotten one in someone's engine compartment near the vent intake. 

[BlueStarLizzard]

my meat in a can is limited to deviled ham.

with cheese and crackers.

enough said.

[bedlamite]

I'm waiting for Aerosol SPAM

[Lennyjoe]

The only canned meat I will eat is chicken.  That's it.  Spam is nasty.  I'm sure the potted meat is just as bad. 

On that note, the potted pork in C rats was horrible!

[Mabs2]

SPAM is ok for me.
But Turkey SPAM is some of the most delicious quick meal/snacks I've ever had.
I could eat three cans by itself in a row, but it's also amazing with other stuff.  Like Macaroni and Cheese.