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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2008, 10:51:10 AM »
I've never really understood these "ZOMG IT'S A WOMAN WITHOUT HER CLOTHES ON!1!1!1!!!!ONE!" threads.

Wait, you mean they have pictures of naked women on the internet? /gasp I'm gonna go run off and do something we don't discuss on this very public side forum;/ Thanks for sharing, I'm sure everyone's life is better knowing what you prefer to fantasize about.

[Edited: this thread didn't need to veer in that direction...]
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2008, 10:53:34 AM »
We already have threads with people discussing the color of their poop. I don't see how this is worse.
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #52 on: December 16, 2008, 11:22:43 AM »
Picture number 7...nice
Picture number 1....nice....if only they'd get those two homos out of the picture.  I'm a leg kinda guy.  She's got some nice legs for a short chick!


Short chicks gives guys who aren't 6' tall, hope.

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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #53 on: December 16, 2008, 11:31:23 AM »
I've never really understood these "ZOMG IT'S A WOMAN WITHOUT HER CLOTHES ON!1!1!1!!!!ONE!" threads.

Wait, you mean they have pictures of naked women on the internet? /gasp I'm gonna go run off and [deleted]!  ;/ Thanks for sharing, I'm sure everyone's life is better knowing what you prefer to [deleted].

Gee Balog, have you closely checked out my avatar? There's a woman who is actually dressed (well, mostly) with a decent sidearm too.

Why do women sexually interest straight men? Because they do.

I found a couple of interesting photo online and thought others would be interested. I was right.

So why are YOU getting so worked up about it?

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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #54 on: December 16, 2008, 11:39:39 AM »
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Wait, you mean they have pictures of naked women on the internet? /gasp I'm gonna go run off and masterbate right now!   Thanks for sharing, I'm sure everyone's life is better knowing what you prefer to jerk off to.

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/gasp I'm gonna go run off and masterbate right now!   


Lol,  yeah there are plenty of forums out there "dedicated" to this stuff.  I should know!

Back to OP, can't really say I'm too thrilled.  Knowing that something is photoshopped to all hell is a total turnoff.  I'd have to inspect personally to make an informed decision.

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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #55 on: December 16, 2008, 11:41:14 AM »
Gee Balog, have you closely checked out my avatar? There's a woman who is actually dressed (well, mostly) with a decent sidearm too.

Why do women sexually interest straight men? Because they do.

I found a couple of interesting photo online and thought others would be interested. I was right.

So why are YOU getting so worked up about it?



You must not be enlightened, since you like to look at pictures of half nekkid wimmin. 
Don't worry, when Obama opens the reeducation camps, you'll get feminization training and won't want to look at women.
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #56 on: December 16, 2008, 11:44:23 AM »
You must not be enlightened, since you like to look at pictures of half nekkid wimmin. 
Don't worry, when Obama opens the reeducation camps, you'll get feminization training and won't want to look at women.

Don't have to worry about that. The chemicals are already doing that to the entire male species.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/its-official-men-really-are-the-weaker-sex-1055688.html

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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #57 on: December 16, 2008, 12:17:19 PM »
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Wait, you mean they have pictures of naked women on the internet? /gasp I'm gonna go run off and masterbate right now!

Damn, I knew there was something I was forgetting to do...

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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #58 on: December 16, 2008, 01:42:10 PM »
I understand guys wanting to look at secksie women. I don't understand all the people acting like a 12 y/o who just found a Playboy under their Dad's bed.
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« Reply #59 on: December 16, 2008, 02:27:21 PM »
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #60 on: December 16, 2008, 02:28:06 PM »
I understand guys wanting to look at secksie women. I don't understand all the people acting like a 12 y/o who just found a Playboy under their Dad's bed.

I go with the Ron White quote that mtnbkr used earlier, and rest my case.
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #61 on: December 16, 2008, 02:38:15 PM »
I go with the Ron White quote that mtnbkr used earlier, and rest my case.
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #62 on: December 16, 2008, 02:54:20 PM »
Balog:

For myself, I've seen plenty of nude and nekkid pictures, even seen some nude women in person. It doesn't thrill me quite the way it did in my adolescence. My enthusiasm arose  :angel: from seeing particularly well executed images of a woman I find particularly attractive, which I would not have seen absent the OP. Fair enough?
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #63 on: December 16, 2008, 03:02:44 PM »
That wasn't me.

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Wel what good are you, then?

Whoever said it matters not.  Ron White took the words out of my pie hole is all.
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #64 on: December 16, 2008, 03:37:20 PM »
I understand guys wanting to look at secksie women. I don't understand all the people acting like a 12 y/o who just found a Playboy under their Dad's bed.
This is the internet. Hyperbole is demanded.

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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #65 on: December 16, 2008, 05:10:00 PM »
Wel what good are you, then?

Whoever said it matters not.  Ron White took the words out of my pie hole is all.

That was mine.  Ron White is quoted for truth! :laugh:

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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #66 on: December 16, 2008, 05:49:15 PM »
I reserve my right to drool like a teenager at OMG HOT CHIX!#$@!@#%
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #67 on: December 16, 2008, 06:17:29 PM »
Can't look now...but marked for future (when the wife's asleep) reference.... ;)
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #68 on: December 16, 2008, 08:25:08 PM »
Balog's indignance aside...

My wife looked at the pics, and said, "Hell, even I'd do her!"   =D
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #69 on: December 16, 2008, 09:07:41 PM »
Indignant? No.Amused and mocking? Yep.
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #70 on: December 16, 2008, 09:33:06 PM »
Balog's indignance aside...

My wife looked at the pics, and said, "Hell, even I'd do her!"   =D

Well....sounds like someone's having more fun than the rest of us....
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #72 on: December 16, 2008, 10:21:14 PM »
Just saw the photos....nice tie....and the hat was pretty cool, too.....



...as for Jennifer......  :O  :O  :O   =D


....just wish she wouldn't talk....she's kinda like Fran Drescher in that regard....sexy when silent....  :cool:
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #73 on: December 18, 2008, 04:13:11 AM »
Yeah, my sassy little Marine Corps wife surprises this old Air Force puke at times, still.

That's a good thing, as far as I'm concerned.

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Speaking of pics, who is the subject of your avatar?

Is there a bigger version out there on the Intarweb?
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Re: Not safe for work! Jennifer Aniston on the cover of GQ Magazine
« Reply #74 on: December 18, 2008, 04:24:25 AM »
Yeah, my sassy little Marine Corps wife surprises this old Air Force puke at times, still.

That's a good thing, as far as I'm concerned.

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Speaking of pics, who is the subject of your avatar?

Is there a bigger version out there on the Intarweb?

If you right click and hit "view image" you'll see it's actually a pretty decent size (315px × 409px).

A 2560x1920px sized version would not be unwelcome, however.  :angel:
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