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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2008, 07:12:07 AM »
I've found the perfect woman for him !!!

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HOW do you know that's a woman?
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7-11 was a part time job.

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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2008, 07:20:34 AM »
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Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job

Probably works in entertainment and makes more money than I do.
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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #27 on: December 24, 2008, 07:48:16 AM »
Looks like she did a face plant into a tackle box.
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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2008, 08:15:42 AM »
I've not heard of this. What swedish chick?

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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2008, 09:25:34 AM »
Do piercings freak anybody else right the %$#@ out?

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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2008, 10:21:23 AM »
Mentally

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From the interview:

Have you ever thought about having the tip of your nose removed?
Yes, and I’ve seen it before on TV. This guy had a flesh-eating disease and he was able to get his nose cut off because they gave him a prosthetic replacement. I was so jealous. I wanted it so bad. If I get my eyes blacked in I’ll get my nose removed.

Would you have your ears removed?
Maybe just the one. I was thinking of having worms coming out of one ear and a spider’s web in the other. But I’m an extremist, so if I met someone who could remove my ear and get the right result, then that’d be cool as hell. If I saw someone walking around like that I’d *expletive deleted*it myself.
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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2008, 10:29:00 AM »
MicroBalrog, maybe, maybe not.

Several years ago I needed to get some real grunge rocker types for a photo shoot. I went to some of the best-known bars for that type in Milwaukee, and hung out (and stood out) in them for a couple of nights. Met some really odd-looking people. (I can imagine them saying afterwards, "man, can you believe how freaky that guy with the sport coat looked?").

Anywho, I found a very promising prospect for the photo shoot. She was about 30 years old, multiple piercings, shaved head except for a small purplish mohawk, and huge identical right and left tattoos of a peacock that started on the sides of hear head, ran down her neck and onto her shoulders.

We got to talking a bit, and I asked her what she did. She said that she was a graphic designer, but was having a hard time finding a job. She thought it was the market. I knew the market very well, and that wasn't the problem.

A lot of the other grungers I saw were tattooed or pierced in such a way that they could cover things for a regular job.

When someone goes to the extremes, though, the issue isn't  fashion. My nephew was really bizarre-looking for several years (and unemployable as such), and it was the issues driving the look. Once he straightened out, he started dressing normally.



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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2008, 10:30:42 AM »
I walked out of a bagel shop.  The girl at the counter had a big ring in her nose.  I grabbed my wife and walked.

One of my professors has two, actually.
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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2008, 10:38:22 AM »
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We got to talking a bit, and I asked her what she did. She said that she was a graphic designer, but was having a hard time finding a job. She thought it was the market. I knew the market very well, and that wasn't the problem.

In my line of work, my last two interviews were conducted over the phone. My direct superior hasn't met me yet and probably never will. Same with my fiancee who's sitting next to me and reading this post. :D

If I were to have my eyes blacked in (no idea what that means) or my face tattooed, it wouldn't reduce my ability to get employed one inch, nor would I get fired from my job. I still get paid better in two weeks than some of the tie-wearing bank clerks do in a month.

2swap (who works in IT) says that with graphic designers it could actually be the market because at least where she lives, there's a huge surplus of them. I don't know either way, but she does. :)
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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #34 on: December 24, 2008, 10:40:51 AM »
"Same with my fiancee who's sitting next to me and reading this post."

Your fiancee has never met you, and never will?

That's what I call an open relationship.
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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2008, 11:07:06 AM »
I worked with a guy that had a couple of piercings in his lips. Ilike to bring in a handful of balloons and aks him to help me blow them up.
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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2008, 11:12:17 AM »
"Same with my fiancee who's sitting next to me and reading this post."

Your fiancee has never met you, and never will?

That's what I call an open relationship.

You lose 1 skillpoint in reading :P To clarify things a bit: I never met anyone from the company, I will work for soon except via various methods which all do involve TCP/IP  =)
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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2008, 12:21:37 PM »
You lose 1 skillpoint in reading :P To clarify things a bit: I never met anyone from the company, I will work for soon except via various methods which all do involve TCP/IP  =)

He knew that...

He was just pulling Micro's chain.
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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2008, 01:45:25 PM »
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I worked with a guy that had a couple of piercings in his lips. Ilike to bring in a handful of balloons and aks him to help me blow them up.

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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2008, 03:24:39 PM »
A good friend of mine is a biker (HD type, old school, not a RUB) with full sleeves and a long ponytail.  He has not problem at all finding high paying jobs in our field (IT).  He doesn't hide his tats or anything else about him.  Technical and people skills tend to offset such things.

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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #40 on: December 24, 2008, 03:32:32 PM »
Yeah, in a skills-based job it matters far more what you can do than what you look like.  There's a limit to that, though.  Doing to yourself what this guy did strikes me as evidence of Extremely Poor Judgment, and I'd be reluctant to hire him even if his technical skills were fantastic.

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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #41 on: December 24, 2008, 03:57:04 PM »
Collections/Repo guy? =D
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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2008, 05:42:46 PM »
The guy stopped too soon on the remodel. He didn't cover all of the acne.



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Re: Somehow I doubt this guy has a great job
« Reply #43 on: December 24, 2008, 05:49:54 PM »
Here's an interview with him - http://www.bizarremag.com/weird_world/body_world/7173/zombie-boy.html

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"There are a lot of people I meet who just don’t understand, but there really is nothing to understand. I’m realistic, sane and intelligent."

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