What is your Halloween costume this year?

[Felonious Monk/Fignozzle]

Imagine a 6'8"/330 lb. guy dressed in all black with the appropriate black fingernail polish and other accessories.

Dude, you go as anything you want.  I'm considered a "big guy" at 6' 1" and same weight as you, but that's off the charts.
More power to ya, bro!

[Agent P]

I looove Hallowe'en...even more now I take my little sibs out than when I was the one collecting candy. My Scottish country dance class has a costume party every year. Some years I do a half-assed effort and go, say, as the Highlander (trenchcoat, wooden daito, and ponytail. It was sad, really, as even my friend who is an Adrian Paul fan didn't know who I was supposed to be.), but this year I put some thought and more importantly, some *money* into my costume.

my costume

If I had $8 more I would have put feathers on the inside of the wings, too. That would totally rock. But, alas, I am poor.

[Kharn]

I'm going as an ATF Alcohol Compliance Inspector again (wearing a suit and an ID badge that hangs off my lapel saying my name is John "Bluto" Blurtarsky (John Belusi's character from Animal House) and "Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms: Alcohol Compliance Inspection Team").

Last year I went to a private party, so I bought a cheesy airsoft MP5K to hang across my back, but this year we're probably going to the bars so I've got to leave that at home.

Kharn

[Silver Bullet]

I haven't had a Halloween costume for forty years.

However, I'm reminded of a Foxtrot cartoon strip in the newspaper of a few years back.  The nerdy youngest son, Jason, was dressed as the Windows Blue Screen of Death, and terrified everyone who answered the door.

[crt360]

I've got it! I'm going as Ann Coulter!

Blackburn, I think that would be funny.  Once you get the Ann Coulter down all you need is a pointy black hat and you can also be a witch.  Hell, you don't really even need the hat.  Be careful though, some guys think she's hot.  :yerp smilie:

[Gewehr98]

Be careful though, some guys think she's hot.

Damn straight. I'd do her. I'd feed her a few sammiches, or mtnbkr lard biscuits first.

[Gewehr98]

Spoken like a true liberal, Blackburn.  Bravo.

[thebaldguy]

I went to a big party last night dressed up as a soccer referee, complete with whistle and yellow/red cards.

If you spilled your drink, I blew the whistle and yellow carded you. The party hosts thought that was pretty funny!

[SalukiFan]

Well, we hit 3 Halloween parties last night and had a blast.  

At the second party the hosts had everyone vote for the best costumes.  My friend Brandon and I won second place with our Reno 911 (Dangle and Wiegel) costumes and won a gift certificate.  

It was kind of funny though - people kept asking me if I was a cop all night, if I'd just "gotten off work", etc. so apparently I was convincing enough that people didn't know what to think.  I'm just glad the parties didn't instantly break up when I arrived.

[K Frame]

"or mtnbkr lard biscuits first"

What, you want her to have a heart attack while you're in Halloween delecto?

[bratch]

I went as a frat boy.  Khakis, Tshirt from a party tucked in the front and an OU hat.