Author Topic: Send some happy thoughts MTNBKR's way... (Read 5629 times)

K Frame · « **on:** October 26, 2005, 07:41:07 PM »

He's having a procedure done today.

I don't want to share too much and risk violating his privacy, but it's not serious, and he should have a quick recovery.

OK, OK, you dragged it out of me...

He's having a lobotomy.

The doctor things it will really improve his performance.

Hope you're feeling better, fatboy! Cheesy

Ron · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2005, 07:50:47 PM »

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He's having a lobotomy.

So he won't be able to sit for a while right? grin

Seriously, hope you have a quick recovery from whatever ails you.

Antibubba · « **Reply #2 on:** October 26, 2005, 08:50:48 PM »

A lobotomy? I hope it won't make him campaign for Dean in '08. Cheesy

Schuey2002 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 26, 2005, 09:55:07 PM »

Does this procedure have anything to do with eating all of those "lard pucks" that Mike mentioned earlier? Cheesy

Guest · « **Reply #4 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:17:11 AM »

Best of luck to you!

mtnbkr · « **Reply #5 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:16:10 AM »

Thanks!

I'm having my gallbladder removed. It's partially a hereditary problem (easier to count the family members who still have theirs) and partially related to my weight loss earlier this year (losing weight can damage your gallbladder). Anyway, mine doesn't work well and I've developed stones. If all goes well, it'll be done laproscopicly (mispelled, but I'm too lazy to look it up). If so, I'll be home this evening. Worst case, they do a full incision and I'm in the hospital for a week. They won't know until they start, and I'll find out when I wake up by viewing the aftermath.

Who's up for stew tomorrow?

Chris

280plus · « **Reply #6 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:28:16 AM »

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Who's up for stew tomorrow?

Will there be biscuits? Cheesy

Get well quick like...

BillBlank · « **Reply #7 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:55:02 AM »

So, eating healthily and exercising put you in hospital? Were you in the habit of eating Tofu? Am I the only person who chuckled?

Oh, I was.

Get well soon and next time just keep eating the lard

mtnbkr · « **Reply #8 on:** October 27, 2005, 02:19:48 AM »

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Who's up for stew tomorrow?

Will there be biscuits? Cheesy

Get well quick like...

Of course. I'll do my best.

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eating healthily and exercising put you in hospital

In a matter of speaking, yes, but only because I had a bad GB to begin with. The fat you lose is processed by the liver and that gets turned into bile, which is stored by your gallbladder. The way I understand it, losing a lot of weight stresses this nearly worthless organ.

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Were you in the habit of eating Tofu

Not even when I was dieting.

I'm off to see the wizard...

Chris

roo_ster · « **Reply #9 on:** October 27, 2005, 02:29:51 AM »

Good luck.

Its nice to know that somebody else out there has an appreciation for the finer things in life, like homemade biscuits and chicken fried steak.

Guest · « **Reply #10 on:** October 27, 2005, 03:29:05 AM »

Gonna have to be carefull with the buscuits without a gall bladder Wink

charby · « **Reply #11 on:** October 27, 2005, 04:37:12 AM »

Just like Mike to kick someone in the balls while they are down...

... Now where did I put that Mike Irwin Voodoo Doll?

K Frame · « **Reply #12 on:** October 27, 2005, 05:32:06 AM »

"Just like Mike to kick someone in the balls while they are down...

... Now where did I put that Mike Irwin Voodoo Doll?"

His daughter kicked me in the balls just last week. Since she's only two, I figure I can't kick her, so I'll kick Dad.

charby · « **Reply #13 on:** October 27, 2005, 06:45:17 AM »

Bwaha ha ha...

I was LMAO when some knocked on my door... There strange look at me was priceless and then I started laughing at them. They were not amused and of course wanted to know what was so funny, I refused to tell them Tongue

Paddy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 27, 2005, 08:09:25 AM »

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Robert Sears · « **Reply #15 on:** October 27, 2005, 08:12:33 AM »

Good Luck!

Bob

grampster · « **Reply #16 on:** October 27, 2005, 08:32:54 AM »

Actually, He's really having an Eyectomy. It removes the nerve running from his eyeball to his ***hole. It cures his crappy outlook on life. No, wait...that one is reserved for his "friend" Mike. cheesy

garrettwc · « **Reply #17 on:** October 27, 2005, 09:16:45 AM »

Good luck Chris, get well and get back here. Someone has to keep Mike in line. Tongue

K Frame · « **Reply #18 on:** October 27, 2005, 11:17:00 AM »

Just heard from Chris.

Surgery was a success, except for one small issue...

We need to refer to him as Christina now.

Surgeon must have sneezed...

charby · « **Reply #19 on:** October 27, 2005, 11:46:58 AM »

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So much for kicking in the testes..

Felonious Monk/Fignozzle · « **Reply #20 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:16:48 PM »

mtnbkr--
"I'm having my gallbladder removed."

BTDT. If it's laparoscopic (thanks, dictionary.com), you'll be sore for 3-4 days.
DO be careful with greasy, spicy foods for the next 6mos. to 1yr.
(no more Kline's Drive-In. Tell Lynn Kline someone he went to H.S. with said he's a horse's patoot. j/k)

Then, you can pretty much LISTEN to your body, and do as you please...
did I mention be CAREFUL with greasy/spicy?

Best wishes for a quick rebound--
Ben/Fig

K Frame · « **Reply #21 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:20:25 PM »

"DO be careful with greasy, spicy foods for the next 6mos. to 1yr."

Ooooooh.

You should have told him that BEFORE he stopped at KFC for a bucket of Original Recipe skin...

mtnbkr · « **Reply #22 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:35:25 PM »

I'm home folks. Everything went smoothly and the only significant pain I felt was when I first woke up. Once they got a percocet in me, I was fine. I'm currently sitting in the recliner with my laptop.

F. Fig, I plan to make some changes to my diet anyway. While I will continue to enjoy the best of southern cuisine, I'm going to make it a smaller part of my diet.

I showed my daughter the bandages on my stomach. She then went to my wife and my dad looking for their "booboos". Then, she looked at her own belly for her booboo.

Thanks for the well-wishes.

Chris

crt360 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 27, 2005, 12:54:06 PM »

Glad to hear everything went well. I think my hankerin' for some of those patented lard-oozing biscuits has subsided for the moment.

mtnbkr · « **Reply #24 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:06:21 PM »

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I think my hankerin' for some of those patented lard-oozing biscuits has subsided for the moment. smile

In all honesty, most people won't have this problem. For me, it's mainly genetics, compounded by the diet. While Mike and I joke about my lard pucks, homemade bacon, etc, I actually eat fairly healthy. I eat plenty vegetables, fruit, grains, etc.

Chris

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