Author Topic: Porn industry seeks federal bailout (Read 15807 times)

seeker_two · « **Reply #25 on:** January 08, 2009, 04:42:42 PM »

Oh.....you said bail-out.....

Quote from: jackdanson on January 08, 2009, 01:07:56 PM

Most female pornstars don't make that great of money. $500-1500 a shoot.

That's a shame.....no wonder those poor women are losing the shirts of their backs....

Viking · « **Reply #26 on:** January 08, 2009, 05:07:38 PM »

Quote from: seeker_two on January 08, 2009, 04:42:42 PM

Oh.....you said bail-out.....

That's a shame.....no wonder those poor women are losing the shirts of their backs....

Yeah, "losing". All I see are the women tossing them off left and right when the first opportunity for some action comes up

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Perd Hapley · « **Reply #27 on:** January 08, 2009, 05:22:50 PM »

Maybe time to move this conversation to a more, um, intimate setting?

Balog · « **Reply #28 on:** January 08, 2009, 07:18:53 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Tactical pants on January 08, 2009, 05:22:50 PM

Maybe time to move this conversation to a more, um, intimate setting?

You'll have to buy this thread a few more drinks before you can hope to take it home.....

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #29 on:** January 08, 2009, 09:17:35 PM »

Quote from: jackdanson on January 08, 2009, 01:07:56 PM

Most female pornstars don't make that great of money. $500-1500 a shoot. Which, I guess if you work every day would be a lot, but you have to take into account what they are doing. Some "popular" girls make more, but they are the minority.

I think the whole thing is funny, they obviously don't believe they are going to get the money, they are just trying to make a statement.

Okay so she does two shoots a week at the median, which is $1k a shoot, x2, x4 is 8k a month. Lets say she works most of the year, maybe 45 weeks or so....
How can I make 90K a year with my body?

mtnbkr · « **Reply #30 on:** January 08, 2009, 09:27:48 PM »

Quote from: JamisJockey on January 08, 2009, 09:17:35 PM

How can I make 90K a year with my body?

not even.

Chris

Balog · « **Reply #31 on:** January 08, 2009, 09:34:11 PM »

Quote from: JamisJockey on January 08, 2009, 09:17:35 PM

Okay so she does two shoots a week at the median, which is $1k a shoot, x2, x4 is 8k a month. Lets say she works most of the year, maybe 45 weeks or so....
How can I make 90K a year with my body?

Sell your organs?

seeker_two · « **Reply #32 on:** January 08, 2009, 10:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Balog on January 08, 2009, 09:34:11 PM

Sell your organs?

...and who would be buying them?.....

jackdanson · « **Reply #33 on:** January 08, 2009, 11:04:07 PM »

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...and who would be buying them?.....

I got dibs on the liver... been drinking more lately.

seeker_two · « **Reply #34 on:** January 08, 2009, 11:07:50 PM »

Quote from: jackdanson on January 08, 2009, 11:04:07 PM

I got dibs on the liver... been drinking more lately.

That would be like buying used oil filters....

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 08, 2009, 11:49:36 PM »

Jamis & a brass pole...

(Eye bleach)

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #36 on:** January 08, 2009, 11:56:24 PM »

Quote from: Balog on January 08, 2009, 07:18:53 PM

You'll have to buy this thread a few more drinks before you can hope to take it home.....

Ha-ha. I meant that this thread might be better off one of those private sub-forums. If we had one.

jackdanson · « **Reply #37 on:** January 09, 2009, 12:35:44 AM »

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Okay so she does two shoots a week at the median, which is $1k a shoot, x2, x4 is 8k a month. Lets say she works most of the year, maybe 45 weeks or so....
How can I make 90K a year with my body?

Gay porn?

Anyway they aren't working that much... it's not like they decide when to shoot. 1 shoot a week would be considered hard working.

digitalandanalog · « **Reply #38 on:** January 09, 2009, 02:50:03 AM »

Is it too late to call for L. Flint for Pres in 2013?

At least he knows who is going to get screwed.

MicroBalrog · « **Reply #39 on:** January 09, 2009, 05:16:17 AM »

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Gay porn?

There are, you know, male actors in het porn, too.

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #40 on:** January 09, 2009, 07:44:24 AM »

Quote from: seeker_two on January 08, 2009, 11:07:50 PM

That would be like buying used oil filters....

Pretty much. Only thing left worth a crap is the eyes, and the left one has a scar on it.

Nightfall · « **Reply #41 on:** January 09, 2009, 10:44:06 AM »

I'm disappointed in APS. I've waited long enough for somebody to make the obvious joke, but I guess I'll just have to step up and do it...

Disclaimer: Please don't post pornographic pictures on APS.

RevDisk · « **Reply #42 on:** January 09, 2009, 12:43:30 PM »

Quote from: Nightfall on January 09, 2009, 10:44:06 AM

I'm disappointed in APS. I've waited long enough for somebody to make the obvious joke, but I guess I'll just have to step up and do it...

Disclaimer: Please don't post pornographic pictures on APS.

If anyone posts Jamis pr0n, I doubt they'll be banned. They will be shot, quartered, and then burned. Rightfully so.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #43 on:** January 09, 2009, 01:22:24 PM »

Which raises an interesting question. If someone is banned, then executed, are they still banned in the here-after?

Tuco · « **Reply #44 on:** January 09, 2009, 01:31:17 PM »

Quote from: Nightfall on January 09, 2009, 10:44:06 AM

I'm disappointed in APS. I've waited long enough for somebody to make the obvious joke, but I guess I'll just have to step up and do it...

After an inordinately long time things will peter out...

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #45 on:** January 09, 2009, 02:27:19 PM »

Quote from: RevDisk on January 09, 2009, 12:43:30 PM

If anyone posts Jamis pr0n, I doubt they'll be banned. They will be shot, quartered, and then burned. Rightfully so.

And then their ashes will be spread to the four corners of the known world.

RevDisk · « **Reply #46 on:** January 09, 2009, 02:53:46 PM »

Quote from: JamisJockey on January 09, 2009, 02:27:19 PM

And then their ashes will be spread to the four corners of the known world.

I was thinking, put the ashes in an appropriately marked and labeled BioHaz container, and launch it at either the Sun or the nearest black hole.

vaskidmark · « **Reply #47 on:** January 09, 2009, 03:10:26 PM »

Quote from: RevDisk on January 09, 2009, 02:53:46 PM

I was thinking, put the ashes in an appropriately marked and labeled BioHaz container, and launch it at either the Sun or the nearest black hole.

Shoot it at pirates!

stay safe.

skidmark

Marnoot · « **Reply #48 on:** January 09, 2009, 03:15:59 PM »

Quote from: vaskidmark on January 09, 2009, 03:10:26 PM

Shoot it at pirates!

stay safe.

skidmark

I think shooting the aforementioned photos of jamisjockey at them would be more effective at destroying the pirates.

Bogie · « **Reply #49 on:** January 09, 2009, 04:09:30 PM »

Gun Porn!

And don't forget Ron Jeremy, who is determined to become a mainstream actor (and who isn't all that bad...).

Sign yourself into a research clinic as a test patient. They generally require you to be in decent health (unless they are looking for something specific), drug/booze free, and willing to stay for a while.

Downside is a lot of poking/prodding, usually a lot of blood draws, and general invasion of one's personal space.

It's how Robert Rodriguez paid for the film stock for El Mariachi.

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Author Topic: Porn industry seeks federal bailout (Read 15807 times)