Time for another installment of, "Stuff That Irritated Ben Today"
1) While at the gym, somebody in the cardio room broke the Gym Geneva Convention and introduced weaponized farts into the otherwise conventional war of sweat and unwashed bodies. These were bioweapon grade if anything is. I mean NASTY. Me and people around me were all looking at each other with disgust and the eye contact was all, "Do you SMELL that?!? Wait -- maybe it was you so I'd better not say anything". And this went on several times over 20 minutes. I can excuse one or two accidents, but anything more than that, get off your damn machine, go to the bathroom, and get it out of your system. I mean it's common courtesy, like the "courtesy flush" in a public restroom. It had to be a vegan -- nobody else farts like that.
2) Pulling into my local gas station, I find it deserted EXCEPT for the two pumps that have diesel, which have little rice burners parked next to them, taking their sweet time by filling up, leaving their cars at the pumps, and going into the mini-mart to buy twinkies or whatever.
3) At the grocery store, three of the four "self serve" registers had idiots at them that needed store assistance with like EVERY item they scanned. If you can't work the self serve, then go to a line with a live checker -- that's what they're for!
