This has to be a spoof like in Onion

[digitalandanalog]

Did something similar when we found my brother's stash of pot seeds: planted amongst all the flowerbeds around the local police station and courthouse...

Full. Of. Win. How'd that turn out?

Depends on whether or not the seeds had been killed by the drying process

Uhmm...how did I know that?

[Strings]

I'm thinking they must've been killed by drying. Unfortunately, none of them sprouted... :(

Yes, if I ever get my hands on pot seeds again, I'll do the same thing again. Spoon & I go for walks damn near every night most of the year...