I'm hard to blackmail since I don't have a lot of secrets, including..well, my name, weight, hometown, etc.
An Imprimis guy, huh? I've got the new one here but haven't had a chance to take a look at it yet.
The Springer thing isn't that funny. It's kind of true. We also appeared on America's Most Wanted and there was a made-for-tv movie about the town once. But all the stuff that doesn't make the national news..whew..
But it's a great place to live over all. Very rural, with the college that brings in speakers and concerts, etc. from all over. The people are ultra conservative in a leave your neighbor the hell alone kind of way. We need more jobs and industry because there aren't any roads that lead directly here so its hard to get to, but I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
Mike will do a good job. I doubt Doug will ask for a recount, because we just don't do that kind of thing here. The job is mostly ceremonial anyway, as day to day operations are handled by a city manager.