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Art Eatman

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« on: November 11, 2005, 04:32:27 AM »
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The American Indians learned what happens when you don't control immigration.

grampster

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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2005, 04:50:19 AM »
Sheesh, everybody knows you have to smooth the wrinkles out of the tinfoil (the rays slide off) and make sure the shiny side is out for reflective purposes. Tongue
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"Never wrestle with a pig.  You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."  G.B. Shaw

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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2005, 12:21:57 PM »
OK -- laugh all you like.

But the proof is in the pudding.


After decades of successful use, my hats have "foiled" completely all government attempts to control my thoughts (but leaving them, of course, at the mercy of my neuroses).



What?

Sure!  You're so brave.  Why don't you come out and say that!



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Si vis pacem; para bellum.

Smoke

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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2005, 02:02:24 PM »
I knew it.  
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Engineers at the Massachussetts Institute of Technology have published results showing that tinfoil helmets, prized in many circles for an assumed capacity to resist mind control rays from aliens and governments, may actually amplify the controlling signals.
They needed a $250,000 network analyser to figger this out?

I suggest a 10X Resistol on your head, a blued Gov't Model 1911 on your hip, and a full body transplant to Tejas to resist "mind control rays from aliens and governments."  Especially the gevernments.

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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2005, 03:35:29 PM »
Oh man, Masterpiece Arms.com is gonna be ticked...
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