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Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
« on: February 18, 2009, 10:29:29 AM »
Something I think this guy will never live down.  :laugh:

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/02/17/ap/strange/main4807636.shtml

Woman Uses Wedgie To Capture Suspected Thief
Utah Woman Uses Wedgie And Headlock To Pin Down Man Suspected Of Breaking Into A Car

SALT LAKE CITY, Feb. 17, 2009
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(AP) It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car. Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.

The third time, Morris grabbed hold of the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.

The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.
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Re: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 10:33:39 AM »
Also, with the numbers of young men wearing their underwear for all to see, this may become a recognized tactic...

Maybe they'll start pulling their pants up in self-defense!  :laugh:
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Re: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 11:12:08 AM »
I wonder if he'll sue her for assault or something stupid like that. After all, a group of illegal aliens sued a rancher and won. ;/
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Re: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 12:21:42 PM »
I saw that on the morning news and almost snorted my coffee.  Yeah, I bet that guy never lives that down, beat up, given a wedgie, and captured by a girl......chris3
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Re: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 03:49:29 PM »
Quote from: coppertales on February 18, 2009, 12:21:42 PM
I saw that on the morning news and almost snorted my coffee.  Yeah, I bet that guy never lives that down, beat up, given a wedgie, and captured by a girl......chris3

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Re: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 04:00:48 PM »

Quote from: coppertales on February 18, 2009, 12:21:42 PM
I saw that on the morning news and almost snorted my coffee.  Yeah, I bet that guy never lives that down, beat up, given a wedgie, and captured by a girl......chris3


Never. His street cred is shot all to hell for the rest of his life.

 This ranks up there with an episode of COPS I watched once. A black crack dealer got chased down and caught by a white cop with an artificial leg. My wife thought I'd lost my mind when she heard me laughing because she knew what show I was watching and couldn't imagine anything that funny could be on it.
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