Author Topic: Got a vasectomy today! (Read 10377 times)

thebaldguy · « **on:** March 20, 2009, 06:29:11 PM »

I got a vasectomy today about three hours ago. The doctor gave me a small perscription for lorazepam to take before the big event to ease anxiety. I took two and didn't really notice anything different. It was actually pretty fast, and only took 15-20 minutes. My girlfriend came with and even took some pictures. It wasn't that bad, and hopefully this heals quick. I've had lots of friends and family members get one done without problems.

Anyone interested in live action vasectomy pics? Let me know and I'll post them.

lol

lee n. field · « **Reply #1 on:** March 20, 2009, 06:48:43 PM »

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It wasn't that bad, and hopefully this heals quick.

Unless stuff's really improved since 1992, you'll be walking funny for days.

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The doctor gave me a small perscription for lorazepam to take before the big event to ease anxiety.

Whatever it was they shot me up with, I was lying there, wrong half nekkid, and they were doing stuff down there, and I didn't care. Good stuff.

Unisaw · « **Reply #2 on:** March 20, 2009, 06:51:45 PM »

Don't forget to use the ice pack!

MechAg94 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 20, 2009, 06:53:12 PM »

When you got home, did your dog come up to you and put his paw on your shoulder saying "I understand, you can talk to me about it if you need to"? :)

never_retreat · « **Reply #4 on:** March 20, 2009, 06:53:54 PM »

I really think your on the wrong site if you want to post pictures of your junk.
There are other sites dedicated to that type of stuff. Ask Fistfull I think he knows them.

41magsnub · « **Reply #5 on:** March 20, 2009, 06:54:48 PM »

Quote from: thebaldguy on March 20, 2009, 06:29:11 PM

Anyone interested in live action vasectomy pics? Let me know and I'll post them.

lol

I'll pass, but thanks so much for the offer!

Gewehr98 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 20, 2009, 07:06:07 PM »

No.

No pics.

We sometimes forget this is a family forum, don't we?

thebaldguy · « **Reply #7 on:** March 20, 2009, 07:16:53 PM »

I was kidding about posting the pics. I didn't mean to freak anyone out. Actually, there really isn't much to see; it looks like people's fingers pulling a strand of spaghetti out of a iodine washed avacado that gets poked with a needle.

The lorazepam is like valium. This doctor always offers a few to vasectomy patients to take before the procedure to help you relax.

He says most guys take them. Somehow I'm just not surprised. None of the people I know got any mild sedatives before their vasectomy. Most wish they had that option!

seeker_two · « **Reply #8 on:** March 20, 2009, 07:21:07 PM »

Quote from: thebaldguy on March 20, 2009, 06:29:11 PM

Anyone interested in live action vasectomy pics? Let me know and I'll post them.

You know....some things just shouldn't be freely offered on the Internet.... :rolleyes:

Hawkmoon · « **Reply #9 on:** March 20, 2009, 08:22:23 PM »

Quote from: thebaldguy on March 20, 2009, 06:29:11 PM

Anyone interested in live action vasectomy pics? Let me know and I'll post them.

Ummm ... thanks much, but I'll pass.

lupinus · « **Reply #10 on:** March 20, 2009, 08:25:06 PM »

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it looks like people's fingers pulling a strand of spaghetti out of a iodine washed avacado

Dude.....you may want to see the Dr. about that. It aint supposed to be green.

Harold Tuttle · « **Reply #11 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:09:23 PM »

AJ Dual · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:27:04 PM »

Gee... Thanks for sharing!

Lennyjoe · « **Reply #13 on:** March 20, 2009, 09:49:43 PM »

Don't skimp out on the ice packs! Things can go way bad if you don't keep them fella's iced down the first 12 hours after surgery. We'll see how you feel tomorrow.

TechMan · « **Reply #14 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:00:18 PM »

I have heard that frozen peas are good substitute for a frozen ice pack.

My wife worked in a Urology office for a while when we were dating. She came home with some really good stories, most of which I cannot share here since this is a family friendly board.

Monkeyleg · « **Reply #15 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:12:17 PM »

Welcome to the club.

I'm surprised nobody has made a comment about you losing your privates. When I had my vasectomy back in '77, my coworkers thought vasectomy meant removal of the testicles.

Fjolnirsson · « **Reply #16 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:24:47 PM »

Quote from: thebaldguy on March 20, 2009, 07:16:53 PM

I didn't mean to freak anyone out.

Well, you have, because all I have to say is, OMG.

Antibubba · « **Reply #17 on:** March 20, 2009, 11:57:13 PM »

Just be aware, sometimes this surgery can cause a huge change in behavior.

Have you seen a vas deferens yet?

never_retreat · « **Reply #18 on:** March 21, 2009, 12:05:21 AM »

Quote from: Monkeyleg on March 20, 2009, 11:12:17 PM

Welcome to the club.

I'm surprised nobody has made a comment about you losing your privates. When I had my vasectomy back in '77, my coworkers thought vasectomy meant removal of the testicles.

It doesn't mean removal of the testicles?

Unisaw · « **Reply #19 on:** March 21, 2009, 12:23:31 AM »

Quote from: Antibubba on March 20, 2009, 11:57:13 PM

Just be aware, sometimes this surgery can cause a huge change in behavior.

Have you seen a vas deferens yet?

Now that's funny!

PTK · « **Reply #20 on:** March 21, 2009, 12:37:34 AM »

Quote from: Antibubba on March 20, 2009, 11:57:13 PM

Have you seen a vas deferens yet?

*rimshot*

Ex-MA Hole · « **Reply #21 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:28:41 AM »

Quote from: adively on March 20, 2009, 11:00:18 PM

I have heard that frozen peas are good substitute for a frozen ice pack.

I've heard that many times, too.

280plus · « **Reply #22 on:** March 21, 2009, 06:46:02 AM »

Plus, if you have anyone you don't really care for you can invite them over for dinner in a few days and serve peas!

K Frame · « **Reply #23 on:** March 21, 2009, 08:58:34 AM »

"Anyone interested in live action vasectomy pics? Let me know and I'll post them."

No. No you won't.

"When you got home, did your dog come up to you and put his paw on your shoulder saying "I understand, you can talk to me about it if you need to"?"

MechAg for the win! :D

RaspberrySurprise · « **Reply #24 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:10:25 AM »

Quote from: never_retreat on March 21, 2009, 12:05:21 AM

It doesn't mean removal of the testicles?

Nope they just get disconnected from the rest of the plumbing system. You still have ejaculat, there is just no sperm in it.

Quote from: Antibubba on March 20, 2009, 11:57:13 PM

Just be aware, sometimes this surgery can cause a huge change in behavior.

Have you seen a vas deferens yet?

You know that's not a word I ever thought I would hear a pun about, good show, sir, good show.

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Author Topic: Got a vasectomy today! (Read 10377 times)