My 2nd roomate, the new roomate has a big white van, and of course when i saw it I made an inappropriate joke that started off something like, wow you could twenty clowns in that thing, and with (a certain people who hail from south of the border) you could fit fifty. Every time a white van is in an accident here in Central Florida, most people ask if there were Mexicans in it because there have been a few accidents where a white van had ten or so Mexicans hop out and run away in hopes of avoiding immigration. Orange county if infamous for busting entire landscapping crews for immigration violations. Luckily I live in Seminole County where most of the landscappers are white good ol' boys who own the businesses themeselves and pay decent wages for the work.
I own one. They are quite useful. You can haul a lot of stuff comfortably in one and you can stack all the way to the ceiling if you choose. It may well be one of the better bug out vehicles.
You do realise slavery is illegal, right?
I've considered buying a white van or sprinter and making a custom mini-rv out of it.. I'm probably going to do it when I retire (in 30 years).